Cook All the Things
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COOK ALL THE THINGS
UNSORTED
- "You'll love my" nuts
- 2 Girls 1 Cup?
- 2 chefs 1 cup
- 4chan Partycan
- Baked ???? profit
- Busted window church's box
- He Crumbs ( for stuffing the turducken )
- I accidentally recipe
- I'm rick james, dish
- LeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOYYYYYY BRAVERY WOLF
- Nope! Chuck Taste-a!
- Preparation Difficulty: Asian
- Some random billy mays or vince shlomi related food item.
- Something involving mentos + diet coke
- The hipster secret ingredient: you've probably never heard of it
- When you taste this, you'll shit bricks
- You gonna get graped
Dips & Sauces
- Chunky Norris Peanut Butter
- Creepypasta sauce
- Everything Went Butter Than Expected
- FUS RO DAL
- Goatse Cheese
- Good Guy Gravy
- Like a Balsamic Vinegarette
- LOLCatsup
- Mustard guy mustard
- Raspberry that's what she spread
- Successful Black Man's CRACK-ed Peppercorn Sauce
- That's What Cheese Spread
- The Most Interesting Mango Chutney in the World
- You Jelly
Breakfasts
- Bunnyhead waffles
- Gotta have cereal
- I can't believe it's not oatmeal
- Old! fashioned panacakes
- Pancake Bunny
Appetizers & Sides
Veggies
- Diabeets
- Good guy greg organic vegan healthy balls
- I can count to potato
- Sauteed wiki-leeks
- Take off all of the asparagus
- Taters gonna tate
Soup, Stew, and Chili
- 2 Girls 1 Cup-o-noodles
- 7 proxy chili
- Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup
- Chuck Norris stone soup
- Diabeetus borscht
- Dramatic Chipmunk Stew
- I like Turtles Soup
- I'm twelve and what is this soup
- In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz
- Inb4 stew
- Lolcat stew
- Over 9000 Alarm chili
- Socially awkward penguin cup-o-soup
- Socially awkward ramen
Breads and Sandwiches
- Do a zucchini roll
- Forever a scone
- Garlic nyan
- Heavies sandvich
- Naancat / Nyanbread
- Pedobread
- Pigs in a blanket...in a blanket
- Phyllosoraptor pastry
- Rick Rolls
- Roasted Duck Roll
- Sad keanu sandwich
- Snape Kills Dumplingdore
- Socially Awkward Pannini
- Surprise Blintzes
Grilled
- All your bacon are belong to us
- Bachelor Frog's Legs
- Charlie bit my chicken fingers
- Draw Me like one of your French Fries
- Leeroy Jerky
- Meat Spin Kebabs
- Mr. T Ate My Meatballs
- My Sausage in a box
- Success Kebab
- Star Wars Squid
- Which meat can I take platter
Main Course
Pasta
- Chicken Nyancacciatore
- Feels Good Manicotti
- Fettucini Forever Alfredo
- I pity the fool who doesn't eat this spaghetti
- I whip my Angel Hair back and forth
- I'm sorry but your lasangna is in another castle
- I'ma firin' mah lasagna
- Keyboard Catelloni
- Nope, Chuck Tortellini
- Numa Numa Noodles
- The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster
- This is spaetzel
- Trolololasagna
Beef, Pork and Veal
- Arrow to the knee pork legs
- Can has cheezburger
- Come at Me Bratwurst
- Fine ham abound
- First roast
- Formed babby back ribs
- Grilled Alot
- Hover Ham
- Tebow Steaks
- Terry Tate, Kitchen Linebacker Hamburgers; 'Dont bring that weak as shit up in here, you bring your best product'
- Trollarm roast
- VEAL WITH IT
Fowl
- Bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig
- Cornish The Game Hen
- Duck face
- Duck Yea!
- Grilled Chicken on a Bed Intruder of Mint-Infused Basmatti Rice
- Omgwtfbbq chicken
- Pretty cool fried chicken that doesn't afraid of anything
- Turducken
- What What In The Turducken
- Yo dawg, I heard you like birds so I put a chicken in a duck in a turkey so you can eat a bird while you eat a bird while you eat a bird
Seafood
- Feels good clam
- Fish sticks in your mouth
- Forever abalone
- Keep clam and carry on
- Rick Rolled Sushi
- Successful Black Man's 420 Smoked-Salmon.
- Sushimi Gusta
- Tubgrilled salmon
- Wii Fit Girl sushi roles
Baked
- Focaccia Ro Dah
- Kick a Ginger Curry w/ Nyan Bread
- Nyan Casserole?
Desserts
- 2 Girls 1 Fudge
- Bananaphone split
- Chocolate Bacon
- Chocolate Rainsins
- Chocolate or Strawberry Shakes on a Plane
- Chocolate rain cookies
- Chocolate Rain Fondue
- Disaster girl's gingerbread house
- Don't Copy that Toffee
- Double rainbow chip cookies
- Dramatic Chip Cookies
- Ellen-feiss brownies
- fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuudge
- Giga pudding
- Go banana
- Good guy greg "contains extra weed" brownies?
- Hacker Jacks
- I herd you liek mudpies?
- Imma let you finish but this pie is one of the best pies of all time
- It's a Tart!
- Lazy ice cream sunday
- Lemon Merengue Party
- Lie cake
- Lye cake
- Magibon face cake
- Om Nom Nanaimo Bars
- Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Split
- Over 9000 Sprinkles Cupcakes
- Pedo-berry pie
- Philosoraspberry Sorbet
- Rule 34 girl scout cookies
- Scumbag steve "does not contain weed" brownies
- Scumbag steve "no weed in here maaaan" brownies
- Still Counts Apple Pie
- Surprise Butterscotch
- Taylor's Swift Brownies ( interrupted by Kanye West )
- Three Wolf Moon Pie
- Stolen Sweet Roll
- What what, in the bundt
- Why U Nougat
- Y U NO DONUT?
Beverages
- BILLY MAYS BEER
- Bear grills' favorite drink
- Better Drink My Own Pina Colada
- Better Drink My Own Tea
- Combustible Lemonade
- I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
- Pedobeer
- Salty milk
- Slush down everything!
- Steve Ballmer's Recovery Drink
- Succesfful Black Man's HIGH on life health drink.
- Techno viking mead
Achievements section
- Make everything in the book
- Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
- Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
- Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it