Cook All the Things

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This is our meme cookbook! :)

I suggest using the recipe infobox on every page - that'll give a consistent look and feel. Also, use Template:Warning construction at the top if the recipe is incomplete. For the ingredients, make the list bulleted (a '*' at the front of each line) and the steps a numbered list (a '#' at the start of each line). See Test recipe.

COOK ALL THE THINGS

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Test recipe, please ignore		Feel free to mess around with this one.

UNSORTED

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
"You'll love my" nuts	Slap-Chop Remix
2 chefs 1 cup	2 Girls 1 Cup
4chan Party Vanilla Pudding	4chan Party Van
Baked ???? profit	Underpants Gnomes
Dimitri and his Problem with...	Dimitri And His Problem With Malzahar
Busted window church's box	Bust The Windows Out Your Car For Some Fried Chicken
Zalgo, He Crumbs	He C ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡omes!
I accidentally this recipe	I Accidentally
I'm rick james, dish	I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Pickup Line Pad Thai	Pickup Line Panda
Preparation Difficulty: Asian	Difficulty Level Asian	Possibly too obscure? Suggested by asdlkf.
The hipster secret ingredient: you've probably never heard of it	Hipster Glasses
When you taste this, you'll shit bricks	When You See It
You gonna get graped	You Gonna Get Raped
Y U Noodles	Y-U-No Guy

Dips & Sauces

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Chunky Norris Peanut Butter	Chuck Norrishttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/u-jelly
Creepypasta sauce	Creepypasta
FUS RO DAL	Fus Ro Dah!
Goatse Cheese	Goatse
Good Guy Gravy	Good Guy Greg	DUPLICATED
Like a Balsamic Vinegarette	Like A Boss
LOLCatsup	LOLCats
Mustard Man Mustard	Mustard Man
Nope! Chuck Pesto	Nope. Chuck Testa
Successful Black Man's CRACK-ed Peppercorn Sauce	Successful Black Man	DUPLICATED
That's What Cheese Spread	That's What She Said
The Most Interesting Mango Chutney in the World	The Most Interesting Man In The World
You Jelly	U Jelly?

Breakfasts

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Gotta have cereal	"Friday" Lyrics	DUPLICATED - Which meat should I take platter
I can't believe it's not oatmeal	I Can't Believe Yo've Done This
Old! fashioned panacakes	Archaic Rap
Bunny Pancakes	Pancake Bunny	DUPLICATED

Appetizers & Sides

Veggies

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Cornified Tamal	Cornify
Diabeets	Diabeetus	Harvard beets
I can count to potatoes	I Can Count To Potato
Sauteed wiki-leeks	WikiLeaks	[If we can make this WikiLeek Soup, I have a recipe -N]
Take off all of the asparagus		Suggested by xorrbit.
Taters gonna tate	Haters Gonna Hate
Eat Britney Skewers Alone (Or With Friends)	Leave Britney Alone

Soup, Stew, and Chili

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
2 Girls 1 Cup-o-noodles	2 Girls 1 Cup	DUPLICATED
7 proxy chili	[1]	DUPLICATED: Over 9000 Alarm Chili
Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup	Badgerx3
Chuck Norris stone soup	Chuck Norris	DUPLICATED
I like Turtles Soup	I Like Turtles	If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a turtle cake recipe that rocks -N
I'm twelve and what is this soup	I'm Twelve Years Old And What Is This?
In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz	In Ur Base
Inb4 stew	In B4 X
Lolcat stew	LOL Cats	DUPLICATED
Over 9000 Alarm chili	It's Over 9000
Kick a Ginger Curry	Kick A Ginger Day Victim

Breads and Sandwiches

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Do a zucchini roll	Do A Barrel Roll
Forever a scone	Forever Alone
Heavies sandvich	The Heavy Sandvich
Nyan Bread	Nyan Cat
Pigs in a blanket...in a blanket	Xzibit Yo Dawg	DUPLICATED
Rick Rolls	Rickroll	DUPLICATED
Sad keanu sandwich	Sad Keanu
Snape Kills Dumplingdore	Snape Kills Dumbledore
Socially Awkward Pannini	Socially Awkward Penguin	DUPLICATED
Son, I am pizza points	Son I Am Disappoint
Surprise Blintzes	Surprise Buttsecks!		*

Grilled

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Can haz cheezburger	LOLCats	DUPLICATED	*
All your bacon are belong to us	All Your Base Are Belong To Us	(mak: You are a stinkwhore for claiming this recipe. -N)
Bachelor Frog's Legs	Foul Bachelor Frog
Charlie bit my chicken fingers	Charlie Bit Me
Draw Me like one of your French Fries	Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls
Leeroy Jerky	Leeroy Jenkins!		*
Meat Spin Kebabs	Meatspin ** NSFW **
Mr. T Ate My Meatballs	Ate My Balls
My Sausage in a box	My Dick In A Box
Success Kebab	Success Kid
Star Wars Squid	Star Wars Kid
Which meat can I take platter	"Friday" Lyrics	DUPLICATED: Gotta Have Cereal

Main Course

Pasta

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Long Cacciatore	Longcat
Feels Good Manicotti	Feels Good Man
I pity the fool who doesn't eat this spaghetti	???	DUPLICATED: Recently Landed Spaghetti Monster
I whip my Angel Hair back and forth	I Whip My Hair Back And Forth		*
I'm sorry but your lasangna is in another castle	But Our Princess Is In Another Castle	DUPLICATED: Trolololasgna
I'ma firin' mah lasagna	Ima Firing Mah Lazer	DUPLICATED: Trolololasgna
Keyboard Catelloni	Keyboard Cat
Nope, Chuck Tortellini	Nope, Chuck Testa
Numa Numa Noodles	Numa Numa Song
The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster	Flying Spaghetti Monster		*
This is Spätzle!	This Is Sparta!		*
Trolololasagna	Trololo		*

Beef, Pork and Veal

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Arrow to the knee pork legs	I Took An Arrow In The Knee
Come at Me Bratwurst	Come At Me Bro
Fine ham abounds	Fine Ham Abounds (Kids In The Hall)
First roast	First (Post)
Formed babby back ribs	How is Babby Formed?		*
Grilled Alot	The Alot
Hover Ham	Hover Hand
Tebow Steaks	Tebowing
Teriyaki Tips or GTFO	Tits or GTFO
Terry Tate, Kitchen Linebacker Hamburgers; 'Dont bring that weak as shit up in here, you bring your best product'	Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
Trollarm roast	Troll Arms
VEAL WITH IT	Deal With It

Fowl

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig	Xzibit: Yo Dawg	DUPLICATED
Cornish The Game Hen		Suggested by [thor]
Duck face	Duck Face
Duck Yea!	Fuck Yea
Grilled Chicken on a Bed Intruder of Mint-Infused Basmatti Rice	Antoine Dodson - Bed Intruder
Omgwtfbbq chicken	OMGWTFBBQ
Yo dawg, I heard you like birds so I put a chicken in a duck in a turkey so you can eat a bird while you eat a bird while you eat a bird	Xzibit: Yo Dawg	DUPLICATED

Seafood

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Feels good clam	Feels Good Man
Fish sticks in your mouth	Kanye West Likes Fish Sticks
Keep clam and carry on	Keep Calm And Carry On
Sushimi Gusta	Me Gusta
Tubgrilled salmon	Tubgirl ** HIGHLY NSFW **
Wii Fit Girl sushi roles	Wii Fit Girl

Baked

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE

Desserts

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Bananaphone split	Bananaphone
Chocolate rain drop cookies	Chocolate Rain		*
Chocolate or Strawberry Shakes on a Plane	Snakes On A Plane
Disaster girl's gingerbread house	Disaster Girl
Don't Copy that Toffee	Don't Copy That Floppy
Double rainbow chip cookies	Double Rainbow
Dramatic Chip Cookies	Dramatic Chipmunk		*
Ellen-feiss brownies	Ellen Feiss		*
Everything Went Butter Than Expected	Everything Went Better Than Expected		*
Five-minute fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuudge	Rage Guy		*
Giga pudding	Giga Pudding
Go banana	Go apple! Go orange! Go banana!
I herd you liek mudpies?	I Herd U Liek Mudkips
Imma let you finish but this pie is one of the best pies of all time	Kanye Interrupts / Imma Let You Finish
It's a Tart!	It's A Trap
Lazy ice cream sunday	Lazy Sunday
Lemon Merengue Party	Lemon Party
The Cake Is A Lie	The Cake Is A Lie		*
Magibon face cake	Magibon
Now Kiss Cookies	Now Kiss!
Om Nom Nanaimo Bars	Om Nom Nom Nom
Over 9000 Sprinkles Cupcakes	It's Over 9000
Philosoraspberry Sorbet	Philosoraptor		*
Rule 34 girl scout cookies	Rule 34
Scumbag steve "no weed in here maaaan" brownies	Scumbag Steve
Still Counts Apple Pie	Doesn't Matter, Had Sex	This is a variation, but definitely fits.
Taylor's Swift Brownies ( interrupted by Imma Let You Finish Cookies or something)	Kanye Interrupts
Three Wolf Moon Pie	Three Wolf Moon
Stolen Sweet Roll	Stolen Sweet Roll	If anyone has a good recipe for Stollen, that would be too damn clever.-N
What what, in the bundt	What What In The Butt	DUPLICATED
Pretty cool pie that doesn't afraid of anything	Pretty Cool Guy		*
Caramel Dancing	Caramendansen

Beverages

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
BILLY MAYS BEER	Billy Mays
Better Drink My Own Pina Colada	Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss		*
Combustible Lemonade	Cave Johnson / Combustible Lemons
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!	I Drink Your Milkshake
Pedobeer	Pedobear
Steve Ballmer's Recovery Drink	xkcd ballmer peak	Suggested by asdlkf.
Successful Black Man's HIGH on life health drink	Successful Black Man	DUPLICATED
Technoviking Mead	Technoviking

Achievements

• Make everything in the book
• Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
• Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
• Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
• Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded
• Hail Mary: Prepare, Serve, and Eat the Tebow Steak while Tebowing
• Successfully incorporate bacon into every recipe in this book (even the ones with bacon)