Cook All the Things
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This is our meme cookbook! :)
I suggest using the recipe infobox on every page - that'll give a consistent look and feel. Also, use Template:Warning construction at the top if the recipe is incomplete. For the ingredients, make the list bulleted (a '*' at the front of each line) and the steps a numbered list (a '#' at the start of each line). See Test recipe.
COOK ALL THE THINGS
Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
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Test recipe, please ignore | Feel free to mess around with this one. |
UNSORTED
Dips & Sauces
Breakfasts
Recipe Title | Meme | Notes | DONE |
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Gotta have cereal | "Friday" Lyrics | DUPLICATED - Which meat should I take platter | |
I can't believe it's not oatmeal | I Can't Believe Yo've Done This | ||
Old! fashioned panacakes | Archaic Rap | ||
Bunny Pancakes | Pancake Bunny | DUPLICATED |
Appetizers & Sides
Veggies
Recipe Title | Meme | Notes | DONE |
---|---|---|---|
Cornified Tamal | Cornify | ||
Diabeets | Diabeetus | Harvard beets | |
Good guy greg organic vegan healthy balls | Good Guy Greg | [DUPLICATED] | |
I can count to potatoes | I Can Count To Potato | ||
Sauteed wiki-leeks | WikiLeaks | [If we can make this WikiLeek Soup, I have a recipe -N] | |
Take off all of the asparagus | Suggested by xorrbit. | ||
Taters gonna tate | Haters Gonna Hate | ||
Eat Britney Skewers Alone (Or With Friends) | Leave Britney Alone |
Soup, Stew, and Chili
Recipe Title | Meme | Notes | DONE |
---|---|---|---|
2 Girls 1 Cup-o-noodles | 2 Girls 1 Cup | DUPLICATED | |
7 proxy chili | [1] | DUPLICATED: Over 9000 Alarm Chili | |
Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup | Badgerx3 | ||
Chuck Norris stone soup | Chuck Norris | DUPLICATED | |
I like Turtles Soup | I Like Turtles | If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a turtle cake recipe that rocks -N | |
I'm twelve and what is this soup | I'm Twelve Years Old And What Is This? | ||
In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz | In Ur Base | ||
Inb4 stew | In B4 X | ||
Lolcat stew | LOL Cats | DUPLICATED | |
Over 9000 Alarm chili | It's Over 9000 |
Breads and Sandwiches
Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
---|---|---|
Do a zucchini roll | Do A Barrel Roll | |
Forever a scone | Forever Alone | |
Heavies sandvich | The Heavy Sandvich | |
Nyan Bread | Nyan Cat | DUPLICATED |
Pigs in a blanket...in a blanket | Xzibit Yo Dawg | DUPLICATED |
Phyllosoraptor pastry | Philosoraptor | DUPLICATED: Philosoraspberry Sorbet |
Rick Rolls | Rickroll | DUPLICATED |
Roasted Duck Roll | Rickroll | DUPLICATED |
Sad keanu sandwich | Sad Keanu | |
Snape Kills Dumplingdore | Snape Kills Dumbledore | |
Socially Awkward Pannini | Socially Awkward Pannini | DUPLICATED |
Son, I am pizza points | Son I Am Disappoint | [Not sure about this one, but I like that meme ;) -N] |
Surprise Blintzes | Surprise Buttsecks! |
Grilled
Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
---|---|---|
Can haz cheezburger | LOLCats | DUPLICATED |
All your bacon are belong to us | All Your Base Are Belong To Us | (mak: You are a stinkwhore for claiming this recipe. -N) |
Bachelor Frog's Legs | Foul Bachelor Frog | |
Charlie bit my chicken fingers | Charlie Bit Me | |
Draw Me like one of your French Fries | Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls | |
Leeroy Jerky | Leeroy Jenkins! | DUPLICATED |
Meat Spin Kebabs | Meatspin ** NSFW ** | |
Mr. T Ate My Meatballs | Ate My Balls | |
My Sausage in a box | My Dick In A Box | |
Success Kebab | Success Kid | |
Star Wars Squid | Star Wars Kid | |
Which meat can I take platter | "Friday" Lyrics | DUPLICATED: Gotta Have Cereal |
Main Course
Pasta
Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
---|---|---|
Long Cacciatore | Longcat | DUPLICATED (Kinda): Nyancacciatore |
Feels Good Manicotti | Feels Good Man | |
I pity the fool who doesn't eat this spaghetti | ??? | |
I whip my Angel Hair back and forth | I Whip My Hair Back And Forth | |
I'm sorry but your lasangna is in another castle | But Our Princess Is In Another Castle | |
I'ma firin' mah lasagna | Ima Firing Mah Lazer | |
Keyboard Catelloni | Keyboard Cat | |
Nope, Chuck Tortellini | Nope, Chuck Testa | |
Numa Numa Noodles | Numa Numa Song | |
The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster | Flying Spaghetti Monster | If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a pasta sauce one -N |
This is spaetzel | This Is Sparta! | |
Trolololasagna | Trololo |
Beef, Pork and Veal
Fowl
Seafood
Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
---|---|---|
Feels good clam | Feels Good Man | |
Fish sticks in your mouth | Kanye West Likes Fish Sticks | |
Forever abalone | Forever Alone | DUPLICATED: Forever A Scone |
Keep clam and carry on | Keep Calm And Carry On | |
Rick Rolled Sushi | Rickroll | DUPLICATED |
Successful Black Man's 420 Smoked-Salmon. | Successful Black Man | DUPLICATED |
Sushimi Gusta | Me Gusta | |
Tubgrilled salmon | Tubgirl ** HIGHLY NSFW ** | |
Wii Fit Girl sushi roles | Wii Fit Girl |
Baked
Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
---|---|---|
Kick a Ginger Curry | Kick A Ginger Day Victim |
Desserts
Beverages
Achievements
- Make everything in the book
- Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
- Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
- Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
- Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded
- Hail Mary: Prepare, Serve, and Eat the Tebow Steak while Tebowing
- Successfully incorporate bacon into every recipe in this book (even the ones with bacon)