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Revision as of 03:11, 25 September 2012

This is our meme cookbook! :)

I suggest using the recipe infobox on every page - that'll give a consistent look and feel. Also, use Template:Warning construction at the top if the recipe is incomplete. For the ingredients, make the list bulleted (a '*' at the front of each line) and the steps a numbered list (a '#' at the start of each line). See Test recipe.

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Test recipe, please ignore Feel free to mess around with this one.


UNSORTED

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
You'll Love my Nuts! Slap-Chop Remix *
Baked ???? profit Underpants Gnomes
Dimitri and his Problem with... Dimitri And His Problem With Malzahar
Busted window church's box Bust The Windows Out Your Car For Some Fried Chicken *
Zalgo, He Crumbs He C ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡omes! *
I accidentally this recipe I Accidentally *
I'm rick james, dish I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Pickup Line Pad Thai Pickup Line Panda *
Preparation Difficulty: Asian Difficulty Level Asian asdlkf
The hipster secret ingredient: you've probably never heard of it Hipster Glasses *
When you taste this, you'll shit bricks When You See It
You gonna get graped You Gonna Get Raped *
Y U Noodles Y-U-No Guy *
Raptor Jesus Wafers Raptor Jesus *

Dips & Sauces

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Chunky Norris Peanut Brittle Chuck Norris *
Creepypasta sauce Creepypasta *
FUS RO DAL Fus Ro Dah! *
Goatse Cheese Goatse mak
Good Guy Gravy Good Guy Greg *
Like a Balsamic Vinegarette Like A Boss *
Mustard Man Mustard Sauce Mustard Man *
Nope! Chuck Pesto Nope. Chuck Testa *
That's What Cheese Spread That's What She Said *
The Most Interesting Mango Chutney in the World The Most Interesting Man In The World *
U Jelly Doughnut U Jelly? *

Breakfasts

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
I can't believe it's not oatmeal I Can't Believe It's Not Butter *
Bunny Pancakes Pancake Bunny *

Appetizers & Sides

Veggies

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Cornified Tamal Cornify *
Diabeets Diabeetus *
I can count to potatoes I Can Count To Potato *
Take off all of the asparagus xorrbit
Taters gonna tate Haters Gonna Hate *
Eat Britney Skewers Alone (Or With Friends) Leave Britney Alone *
Salad Fingers Salad Fingers *

Soup, Stew, and Chili

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup Badgerx3 mak
I like Turtles Soup I Like Turtles
I'm twelve and what is this soup I'm Twelve Years Old And What Is This? *
In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz In Ur Base ysarro
Inb4 stew In B4 X *
Over 9000 Alarm chili It's Over 9000 *
Minecraftstrone Minecraft *
Roasted Cauliflower & Wiki-Leek Soup WikiLeaks *

Breads and Sandwiches

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Do a zucchini roll Do A Barrel Roll
Forever a scone Forever Alone mak
Heavies sandvich The Heavy Sandvich
Nyan Bread Nyan Cat *
Rick Rolls Rickroll
Sad keanu sandwich Sad Keanu
Snape Kills Dumplingdore Snape Kills Dumbledore
Socially Awkward Pannini Socially Awkward Penguin
Son, I am pizza points Son I Am Disappoint *
Surprise Blintzes Surprise Buttsecks! *

Grilled

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Can haz cheezburger LOLCats *
All your bacon are belong to us All Your Base Are Belong To Us mak
Bachelor Frog's Legs Foul Bachelor Frog
Charlie bit my chicken fingers Charlie Bit Me
Draw Me like one of your French Fries Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls *
Leeroy Jerky Leeroy Jenkins! *
Meat Spin Kebabs Meatspin ** NSFW **
Mr. T Ate My Meatballs Ate My Balls
My Sausage in a box My Dick In A Box
Success Kebab Success Kid

Main Course

Pasta

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Long Cacciatore Longcat
Feels Good Manicotti Feels Good Man mak
I whip my Angel Hair back and forth I Whip My Hair Back And Forth *
I'm sorry but your *something that sounds like princess* is in another castle But Our Princess Is In Another Castle
Keyboard Catelloni Keyboard Cat
Numa Numa Noodles Numa Numa Song
The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster Flying Spaghetti Monster *
This is Spätzle! This Is Sparta! *
Trolololasagna Trololo *

Beef, Pork and Veal

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Arrow to the knee pork legs I Took An Arrow In The Knee
Come at Me Bratwurst Come At Me Bro
Fine ham abounds Fine Ham Abounds (Kids In The Hall)
First roast First (Post)
Formed babby back ribs How is Babby Formed? *
Grilled Alot The Alot *
Hover Ham Hover Hand
Tebow Steaks Tebowing
Teriyaki Tips or GTFO Tits or GTFO
Terry Tate, Kitchen Linebacker Hamburgers; 'Dont bring that weak as shit up in here, you bring your best product' Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
VEAL WITH IT Deal With It mak

Fowl

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Cornish The Game Hen [thor]
Duck face Duck Face
Duck Yea! Fuck Yea
Grilled Chicken on a Bed Intruder of Mint-Infused Basmatti Rice Antoine Dodson - Bed Intruder mak
Omgwtfbbq chicken OMGWTFBBQ
Yo dawg, I heard you like birds so I put a chicken in a duck in a turkey so you can eat a bird while you eat a bird while you eat a bird Xzibit: Yo Dawg *

Seafood

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Fish sticks in your mouth Kanye West Likes Fish Sticks
Keep clam and carry on Keep Calm And Carry On
Star Wars Squid Star Wars Kid
Sushimi Gusta Me Gusta
Tubgrilled salmon Tubgirl ** HIGHLY NSFW **
Wii Fit Girl sushi roles Wii Fit Girl

Baked

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE

Desserts

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
2-Girls 1-Cupcake HIGHLY NSFW *
Bananaphone-Split Cupcakes Bananaphone *
Lazy Sunday Cupcakes Lazy Sunday *
The Cake Is A Lie The Cake Is A Lie *
Magibon face cake Magibon
Now Kiss Cookies Now Kiss! mak
Chocolate rain drop cookies Chocolate Rain *
Double rainbow chip cookies Double Rainbow
Dramatic Chip Cookies Dramatic Chipmunk *
Rule 34 girl scout cookies Rule 34
Disaster girl's gingerbread house Disaster Girl *
Ellen-feiss brownies Ellen Feiss *
Scumbag steve "no weed in here maaaan" brownies Scumbag Steve
Taylor's Swift Brownies ( interrupted by Imma Let You Finish Cookies or something) Kanye Interrupts
Still Counts Apple Pie Doesn't Matter, Had Sex
Pretty cool pie that doesn't afraid of anything Pretty Cool Guy *
Three Wolf Moon Pie Three Wolf Moon *
Chocolate or Strawberry Shakes on a Plane Snakes On A Plane
Don't Copy that Toffee Don't Copy That Floppy *
Everything Went Butter Than Expected Everything Went Better Than Expected *
Five-minute fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuudge Rage Guy *
Giga pudding Giga Pudding
Go apple! Go orange! Go banana! Smoothie Go apple! Go orange! Go banana! *
I herd you liek mudpies? I Herd U Liek Mudkips *
It's a Tart! It's A Trap
Lemon Merengue Party Lemon Party
Om Nom Nanaimo Bars Om Nom Nom Nom
Philosoraspberry Sorbet Philosoraptor *
Stolen Sweet Roll Stolen Sweet Roll *
What what, in the bundt What What In The Butt
Caramel Dancing Caramelldansen *
What Is This, I Don't Oven What Is This I Don't Even
4chan Party Vanilla Pudding 4chan Party Van *

Beverages

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
BILLY MAYS BEER Billy Mays
Better Drink My Own Pina Colada Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss *
Combustible Lemonade Cave Johnson / Combustible Lemons *
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I Drink Your Milkshake
Pedobeer Pedobear *
Steve Ballmer's Recovery Drink xkcd ballmer peak asdlkf
Technoviking Mead Technoviking *
"Kick a Ginger" Beer Kick A Ginger Day Victim *

Achievements

  • Make everything in the book
  • Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
  • Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
  • Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
  • Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded
  • Hail Mary: Prepare, Serve, and Eat the Tebow Steak while Tebowing
  • Successfully incorporate bacon into every recipe in this book (even the ones with bacon)