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== A collection of horrible things == | == A collection of horrible things == | ||
− | *Pink-socking | + | *Pink-socking |
*Charlie Sheen's "goddesses" | *Charlie Sheen's "goddesses" | ||
− | *The toothless smile of your mother at the corner of Higgins and Main | + | *The toothless smile of your mother at the corner of Higgins and Main |
− | *The space shuttle Discovery, or your mom's pleasure device | + | *The space shuttle Discovery, or your mom's pleasure device |
− | *Not giving a fuck | + | *Not giving a fuck |
*Forceful artificial insemination | *Forceful artificial insemination | ||
*Mr slippy fist | *Mr slippy fist | ||
− | *Sanctioned penetration | + | *Sanctioned penetration |
− | *Tylenol-coated condom | + | *Tylenol-coated condom |
*Giant Tiger Midnight Special | *Giant Tiger Midnight Special | ||
− | *Consensual ear-candling | + | *Consensual ear-candling |
*How I Met Your Mother: The North End Edition | *How I Met Your Mother: The North End Edition | ||
− | *Duking it out on Jerry Springer with your ex-girlfriend's transvestite grandmother lover | + | *Duking it out on Jerry Springer with your ex-girlfriend's transvestite grandmother lover |
*Beave and Buckley | *Beave and Buckley | ||
*The Call of Cthulhu | *The Call of Cthulhu | ||
*Stranger danger (This one might exist in the game already?) | *Stranger danger (This one might exist in the game already?) | ||
*Getting it stuck in places not legally describable outside of Alabama | *Getting it stuck in places not legally describable outside of Alabama | ||
− | *Legal if you don't get caught | + | *Legal if you don't get caught |
− | *Right testicle stuck to left leg | + | *Right testicle stuck to left leg |
− | *The Chewbacca defense | + | *The Chewbacca defense |
− | *Nuns | + | *Nuns |
*That heartbreaking moment you realize not everything is bigger in Texas | *That heartbreaking moment you realize not everything is bigger in Texas | ||
*A large pink latex fist named Scott | *A large pink latex fist named Scott |
Revision as of 18:19, 30 April 2013
A collection of horrible things
- Pink-socking
- Charlie Sheen's "goddesses"
- The toothless smile of your mother at the corner of Higgins and Main
- The space shuttle Discovery, or your mom's pleasure device
- Not giving a fuck
- Forceful artificial insemination
- Mr slippy fist
- Sanctioned penetration
- Tylenol-coated condom
- Giant Tiger Midnight Special
- Consensual ear-candling
- How I Met Your Mother: The North End Edition
- Duking it out on Jerry Springer with your ex-girlfriend's transvestite grandmother lover
- Beave and Buckley
- The Call of Cthulhu
- Stranger danger (This one might exist in the game already?)
- Getting it stuck in places not legally describable outside of Alabama
- Legal if you don't get caught
- Right testicle stuck to left leg
- The Chewbacca defense
- Nuns
- That heartbreaking moment you realize not everything is bigger in Texas
- A large pink latex fist named Scott