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== A collection of horrible things ==
 
== A collection of horrible things ==
  
*Pink-socking.
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*Pink-socking
 
*Charlie Sheen's "goddesses"
 
*Charlie Sheen's "goddesses"
*The toothless smile of your mother at the corner of Higgins and Main.
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*The toothless smile of your mother at the corner of Higgins and Main
*The space shuttle Discovery, or your mom's pleasure device.
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*The space shuttle Discovery, or your mom's pleasure device
*Not giving a fuck.
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*Not giving a fuck
 
*Forceful artificial insemination
 
*Forceful artificial insemination
 
*Mr slippy fist
 
*Mr slippy fist
*Sanctioned penetration.
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*Sanctioned penetration
*Tylenol-coated condom.
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*Tylenol-coated condom
 
*Giant Tiger Midnight Special
 
*Giant Tiger Midnight Special
*Consensual ear-candling.
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*Consensual ear-candling
 
*How I Met Your Mother: The North End Edition
 
*How I Met Your Mother: The North End Edition
*Duking it out on Jerry Springer with your ex-girlfriend's transvestite grandmother lover.
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*Duking it out on Jerry Springer with your ex-girlfriend's transvestite grandmother lover
 
*Beave and Buckley
 
*Beave and Buckley
 
*The Call of Cthulhu
 
*The Call of Cthulhu
 
*Stranger danger (This one might exist in the game already?)
 
*Stranger danger (This one might exist in the game already?)
 
*Getting it stuck in places not legally describable outside of Alabama
 
*Getting it stuck in places not legally describable outside of Alabama
*Legal if you don't get caught.
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*Legal if you don't get caught
*Right testicle stuck to left leg.
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*Right testicle stuck to left leg
*The Chewbacca defense.
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*The Chewbacca defense
*Nuns.
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*Nuns
 
*That heartbreaking moment you realize not everything is bigger in Texas
 
*That heartbreaking moment you realize not everything is bigger in Texas
 
*A large pink latex fist named Scott
 
*A large pink latex fist named Scott

Revision as of 18:19, 30 April 2013

A collection of horrible things

  • Pink-socking
  • Charlie Sheen's "goddesses"
  • The toothless smile of your mother at the corner of Higgins and Main
  • The space shuttle Discovery, or your mom's pleasure device
  • Not giving a fuck
  • Forceful artificial insemination
  • Mr slippy fist
  • Sanctioned penetration
  • Tylenol-coated condom
  • Giant Tiger Midnight Special
  • Consensual ear-candling
  • How I Met Your Mother: The North End Edition
  • Duking it out on Jerry Springer with your ex-girlfriend's transvestite grandmother lover
  • Beave and Buckley
  • The Call of Cthulhu
  • Stranger danger (This one might exist in the game already?)
  • Getting it stuck in places not legally describable outside of Alabama
  • Legal if you don't get caught
  • Right testicle stuck to left leg
  • The Chewbacca defense
  • Nuns
  • That heartbreaking moment you realize not everything is bigger in Texas
  • A large pink latex fist named Scott