Suggestions Against Humanity

A collection of horrible things

• Pink-socking
• Charlie Sheen's "goddesses"
• The toothless smile of your mother at the corner of Higgins and Main
• The space shuttle Discovery, or your mom's pleasure device
• Not giving a fuck
• Forceful artificial insemination
• Mr slippy fist
• Sanctioned penetration
• Tylenol-coated condom
• Giant Tiger Midnight Special
• Consensual ear-candling
• How I Met Your Mother: The North End Edition
• Duking it out on Jerry Springer with your ex-girlfriend's transvestite grandmother lover
• Beave and Buckley
• The Call of Cthulhu
• Stranger danger (This one might exist in the game already?)
• Getting it stuck in places not legally describable outside of Alabama
• Legal if you don't get caught
• Right testicle stuck to left leg
• The Chewbacca defense
• Nuns
• That heartbreaking moment you realize not everything is bigger in Texas
• A large pink latex fist named Scott

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