Meme Dinner Ingredients

Mustard Man Mustard Sauce

2 tbsp nutritional yeast, 1 tbsp white flour, 1/2 cup water, 1 tsp garlic powder, 1 tbsp stone ground mustard, 1 tsp margarine

Cornified Tamal

2 cups masa, 1 tsp Baking powder, 1 tsp salt, 1 tsp sugar, 2/3 cup vegetable shortening., Dried corn husks, Chorizo, Cheese/green chili, El Salvadoran spices, Refried black beans

Taters gonna tate

3 lbs white potatoes, 1/2 cup olive oil, 6 cloves garlic, 1/2 cup fresh lemon juice, 1 cup vegetable or chicken stock, 2 tsp dried oregano, freshly ground black pepper, salt (coarse ground or sea salt)

Eat Britney Skewers Alone (Or With Friends)

1 package firm or extra-firm tofu, 1 small zucchini, 1 green bell pepper, 1 red bell pepper, 1 onion cut, 1 cup Italian salad dressing, Cherry tomatoes and/or button mushrooms, Bamboo skewers

Salad Fingers

1 Large Carrot, 200 g Radishes, 1 Green Bell Pepper, 4 Green Onions, 200 g Mushrooms, 1 Large Field Tomato, 240 mL Ranch Dressing (or 140 mL vinaigrette for vegans?), Rust, if desired, 8 Romain Lettuce Leaves, (For Greek-flavour), 150 g Feta, 100 mL Olives (If you have feta)

Like a Balsamic Vinaigrette

3/4 cup veg oil, 1/4 cup balsamic vinegar, 2 tsp sugar, 2 tsp salt, 2 tsp mustard powder, 1 tsp pepper, 2 tsp celery seeds, pinch garlic powder, pinch of dill

Salad with Goatse Cheese

2-3 thickly sliced tomatoes, 1-2 T crumbled goat cheese (Chevre or Montrachet), 1-2 T basil vinaigrette, 1-2 tsp. chopped fresh herbs (use basil, Italian oregano, Greek oregano, marjoram, thyme, chives,other fresh herbs of your choice), sea salt and fresh ground black pepper

I'm Twelve and What is This Soup

2 tbsp olive oil, 1 big onion, 2-3 cloves of garlic, 1 tbsp fresh ginger, 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper, 4 big carrots, 2 lbs sweet potatoes (3 or 4), 28 oz crushed tomatoes, 1/2 cup peanut butter, 8 cups vegetable stock, 1/2 - 1 tsp salt, pepper

Sandvich

2 Square Slices of White Bread, 1 Tomato, 1 Block of Swiss Cheese, 1 Large Leaf of Romaine Lettuce, 1 Thick Slice of Ham, 2 Olives, 2 Toothpicks

Very Erotic, Very Violent

6 European wieners, 12 Slices of Shaved Ham

I whip my Angel Hair back and forth

Coarse salt, 1 pound angel hair pasta, 6-8 cloves garlic, 1/2 cup extra-virgin olive oil, 1 tsp red pepper flakes, 2 tbsp chopped fresh parsley

Creepypasta sauce

1 large can of diced tomatoes, 1 cup green olives, 1 cup black olives, 1 tbsp capers, 1 medium onion, 3 cloves garlic, 3 tbsp olive oil, 1/2 cup red wine, basil, oregano and cracked black papper, chili pepper to taste, optional: shredded carrot, chopped celery, red peppers, etc.

FUS RO DAL

1 cup mung beans or lentils, 4 cups water, 2 Fresh Red Chiles, 1/2 tsp Turmeric, 1 tsp Salt, 1 tbsp Olive Oil, 1/2 tsp Mustard Seeds, 4 Cloves Garlic, 1 tsp Curry powder, Juice and zest from 1/2 Fresh Lemon

Nyan Bread

1 tsp. active dry yeast (1/2 package), 1/2 cup warm water, 1 Tbsp. sugar, 3 Tbsp. soy milk, 1 tsp. salt, 1 3/4-2 cups bread flour, 2 Tbsp. olive oil

Imma Firin' Mah Lasagne

2 small onions, 2 garlic cloves, 1 green pepper, 1/2 lb mushroom, 28 oz can tomatoes, 14 oz can tomato paste, 1/4 cup parsley, 2 shredded carrots, 1 tsp basil, 1 tsp oregano, sugar and salt to taste, 1/4 tsp pepper, pinch chili flakes, 10 oz spinach, box of lasagne noodles (15 noodles), 2 eggs, 1 lb ricotta, 1 lb mozza

2-Girls 1-Cupcake

2 cans pumpkin pie filling, 1/2 cup agave nectar or light corn syrup, 1/2 cup sweetened nondairy milk or creamer, 1/2 tbsp rum, 1/2 tbsp vanilla extract, 1 tablespoon sunflower oil, 2-1/2 cups white flour, 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp nutmeg, Cupcake liners, 2x12 cupcake trays

Dramatic Chip Cookies

13 oz unsweetened chocolate, 18 oz semisweet chocolate chips, 1/2 cup butter + 1tbsp, 3 eggs, 1 cup + 2tbsp sugar, 1 tbsp espresso powder, 1 tbsp vanilla extract, 6 tbsp flour, 3/4 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp baking powder, 1 1/2 cups walnuts, 1 1/2 cups pecans

Five-minute fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuudge

1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, 3 1/2 cups icing sugar, 1/2 cup cocoa powder, 2 tbsp margarine, 1/2 cup coconut milk, 1/2 tsp vanilla extract, 1 Cup unsweetened coconut flakes

Chunky Norris Peanut Brittle

1 cup White Sugar, 1/2 cup Light Corn Syrup, 1 cup Salted Peanuts, 1 tsp Margarine, 1 tsp Vanilla Extract, 1 tsp Baking Soda

Stolen Sweet Roll

500 g all purpose flour, 40 g fresh yeast*, 1/3 cup sugar + 1 T, 1/2 cup non-dairy milk, 1 t vanilla extract, 1/2 + 1/3 cup margarine, softened, 1 pinch salt, 1 1/3 cup ground almonds, zest of half a lemon, 1 cup raisins, 1/4 cup almonds, chopped, 5.3 oz marzipan, 1/2 cup sifted powdered sugar, 1 tbsp Brandy, Rum (or rose water), 1/4 cup margarine or coconut oil, 50-100g powdered sugar

Nyaan Bread (Alternative to Nyan Bread)

1 tsp active dry yeast (1/2 package), 1/2 cup warm water, 1 tbsp sugar, 3 tbsp soy milk, 1 tsp salt, 1 3/4-2 cups bread flour, 2 tbsp olive oil, 8 tbsp red bean paste, 2 tbsp icing sugar

Total

2 tbsp nutritional yeast, 1 tbsp white flour, 1/2 cup water, 1 tsp garlic powder, 1 tbsp stone ground mustard, 1 tsp margarine 2 cups masa, 1 tsp Baking powder, 1 tsp salt, 1 tsp sugar, 2/3 cup vegetable shortening., Dried corn husks, Chorizo, Cheese/green chili, El Salvadoran spices, Refried black beans 3 lbs white potatoes, 1/2 cup olive oil, 6 cloves garlic, 1/2 cup fresh lemon juice, 1 cup vegetable or chicken stock, 2 tsp dried oregano, freshly ground black pepper, salt (coarse ground or sea salt) 1 package firm or extra-firm tofu, 1 small zucchini, 1 green bell pepper, 1 red bell pepper, 1 onion cut, 1 cup Italian salad dressing, Cherry tomatoes and/or button mushrooms, Bamboo skewers 1 Large Carrot, 200 g Radishes, 1 Green Bell Pepper, 4 Green Onions, 200 g Mushrooms, 1 Large Field Tomato, 240 mL Ranch Dressing (or 140 mL vinaigrette for vegans?), Rust, if desired, 8 Romain Lettuce Leaves, (For Greek-flavour), 150 g Feta, 100 mL Olives (If you have feta) 3/4 cup veg oil, 1/4 cup balsamic vinegar, 2 tsp sugar, 2 tsp salt, 2 tsp mustard powder, 1 tsp pepper, 2 tsp celery seeds, pinch garlic powder, pinch of dill 2-3 thickly sliced tomatoes, 1-2 T crumbled goat cheese (Chevre or Montrachet), 1-2 T basil vinaigrette, 1-2 tsp. chopped fresh herbs (use basil, Italian oregano, Greek oregano, marjoram, thyme, chives,other fresh herbs of your choice), sea salt and fresh ground black pepper 2 tbsp olive oil, 1 big onion, 2-3 cloves of garlic, 1 tbsp fresh ginger, 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper, 4 big carrots, 2 lbs sweet potatoes (3 or 4), 28 oz crushed tomatoes, 1/2 cup peanut butter, 8 cups vegetable stock, 1/2 - 1 tsp salt, pepper 2 Square Slices of White Bread, 1 Tomato, 1 Block of Swiss Cheese, 1 Large Leaf of Romaine Lettuce, 1 Thick Slice of Ham, 2 Olives, 2 Toothpicks 6 European wieners, 12 Slices of Shaved Ham Coarse salt, 1 pound angel hair pasta, 6-8 cloves garlic, 1/2 cup extra-virgin olive oil, 1 tsp red pepper flakes, 2 tbsp chopped fresh parsley 1 large can of diced tomatoes, 1 cup green olives, 1 cup black olives, 1 tbsp capers, 1 medium onion, 3 cloves garlic, 3 tbsp olive oil, 1/2 cup red wine, basil, oregano and cracked black papper, chili pepper to taste, optional: shredded carrot, chopped celery, red peppers, etc. 1 cup mung beans or lentils, 4 cups water, 2 Fresh Red Chiles, 1/2 tsp Turmeric, 1 tsp Salt, 1 tbsp Olive Oil, 1/2 tsp Mustard Seeds, 4 Cloves Garlic, 1 tsp Curry powder, Juice and zest from 1/2 Fresh Lemon 1 tsp. active dry yeast (1/2 package), 1/2 cup warm water, 1 Tbsp. sugar, 3 Tbsp. soy milk, 1 tsp. salt, 1 3/4-2 cups bread flour, 2 Tbsp. olive oil 2 small onions, 2 garlic cloves, 1 green pepper, 1/2 lb mushroom, 28 oz can tomatoes, 14 oz can tomato paste, 1/4 cup parsley, 2 shredded carrots, 1 tsp basil, 1 tsp oregano, sugar and salt to taste, 1/4 tsp pepper, pinch chili flakes, 10 oz spinach, box of lasagne noodles (15 noodles), 2 eggs, 1 lb ricotta, 1 lb mozza 2 cans pumpkin pie filling, 1/2 cup agave nectar or light corn syrup, 1/2 cup sweetened nondairy milk or creamer, 1/2 tbsp rum, 1/2 tbsp vanilla extract, 1 tablespoon sunflower oil, 2-1/2 cups white flour, 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp baking powder, 1 tsp baking soda, 1 tsp nutmeg, Cupcake liners, 2x12 cupcake trays 13 oz unsweetened chocolate, 18 oz semisweet chocolate chips, 1/2 cup butter + 1tbsp, 3 eggs, 1 cup + 2tbsp sugar, 1 tbsp espresso powder, 1 tbsp vanilla extract, 6 tbsp flour, 3/4 tsp salt, 1/2 tsp baking powder, 1 1/2 cups walnuts, 1 1/2 cups pecans 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips, 3 1/2 cups icing sugar, 1/2 cup cocoa powder, 2 tbsp margarine, 1/2 cup coconut milk, 1/2 tsp vanilla extract, 1 Cup unsweetened coconut flakes 1 cup White Sugar, 1/2 cup Light Corn Syrup, 1 cup Salted Peanuts, 1 tsp Margarine, 1 tsp Vanilla Extract, 1 tsp Baking Soda 500 g all purpose flour, 40 g fresh yeast*, 1/3 cup sugar + 1 T, 1/2 cup non-dairy milk, 1 t vanilla extract, 1/2 + 1/3 cup margarine, softened, 1 pinch salt, 1 1/3 cup ground almonds, zest of half a lemon, 1 cup raisins, 1/4 cup almonds, chopped, 5.3 oz marzipan, 1/2 cup sifted powdered sugar, 1 tbsp Brandy, Rum (or rose water), 1/4 cup margarine or coconut oil, 50-100g powdered sugar 1 tsp active dry yeast (1/2 package), 1/2 cup warm water, 1 tbsp sugar, 3 tbsp soy milk, 1 tsp salt, 1 3/4-2 cups bread flour, 2 tbsp olive oil, 8 tbsp red bean paste, 2 tbsp icing sugar