Cook All the Things

COOK ALL THE THINGS

UNSORTED

• "You'll love my" nuts
• 2 Girls 1 Cup?
• 2 chefs 1 cup
• 4chan Partycan
• Baked ???? profit
• Busted window church's box
• He Crumbs ( for stuffing the turducken )
• I accidentally recipe
• I'm rick james, dish
• LeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOYYYYYY BRAVERY WOLF
• Nope! Chuck Taste-a!
• Preparation Difficulty: Asian
• Some random billy mays or vince shlomi related food item.
• Something involving mentos + diet coke
• The hipster secret ingredient: you've probably never heard of it
• When you taste this, you'll shit bricks
• You gonna get graped

Dips & Sauces

• Chunky Norris Peanut Butter
• Creepypasta sauce
• Everything Went Butter Than Expected
• FUS RO DAL
• Goatse Cheese
• Good Guy Gravy
• Like a Balsamic Vinegarette
• LOLCatsup
• Mustard guy mustard
• Raspberry that's what she spread
• Successful Black Man's CRACK-ed Peppercorn Sauce
• That's What Cheese Spread
• The Most Interesting Mango Chutney in the World
• You Jelly

Breakfasts

• Bunnyhead waffles
• Gotta have cereal
• I can't believe it's not oatmeal
• Old! fashioned panacakes
• Pancake Bunny

Appetizers & Sides

Veggies

• Diabeets
• Good guy greg organic vegan healthy balls
• I can count to potato
• Sauteed wiki-leeks
• Take off all of the asparagus
• Taters gonna tate

Soup, Stew, and Chili

• 2 Girls 1 Cup-o-noodles
• 7 proxy chili
• Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup
• Chuck Norris stone soup
• Diabeetus borscht
• Dramatic Chipmunk Stew
• I like Turtles Soup
• I'm twelve and what is this soup
• In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz
• Inb4 stew
• Lolcat stew
• Over 9000 Alarm chili
• Socially awkward penguin cup-o-soup
• Socially awkward ramen

Breads and Sandwiches

• Do a zucchini roll
• Forever a scone
• Garlic nyan
• Heavies sandvich
• Naancat / Nyanbread
• Pedobread
• Pigs in a blanket...in a blanket
• Phyllosoraptor pastry
• Rick Rolls
• Roasted Duck Roll
• Sad keanu sandwich
• Snape Kills Dumplingdore
• Socially Awkward Pannini
• Surprise Blintzes

Grilled

• All your bacon are belong to us
• Bachelor Frog's Legs
• Charlie bit my chicken fingers
• Draw Me like one of your French Fries
• Leeroy Jerky
• Meat Spin Kebabs
• Mr. T Ate My Meatballs
• My Sausage in a box
• Success Kebab
• Star Wars Squid
• Which meat can I take platter

Main Course

Pasta

• Chicken Nyancacciatore
• Feels Good Manicotti
• Fettucini Forever Alfredo
• I pity the fool who doesn't eat this spaghetti
• I whip my Angel Hair back and forth
• I'm sorry but your lasangna is in another castle
• I'ma firin' mah lasagna
• Keyboard Catelloni
• Nope, Chuck Tortellini
• Numa Numa Noodles
• The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster
• This is spaetzel
• Trolololasagna

Beef, Pork and Veal

• Arrow to the knee pork legs
• Can has cheezburger
• Come at Me Bratwurst
• Fine ham abound
• First roast
• Formed babby back ribs
• Grilled Alot
• Hover Ham
• Tebow Steaks
• Terry Tate, Kitchen Linebacker Hamburgers; 'Dont bring that weak as shit up in here, you bring your best product'
• Trollarm roast
• VEAL WITH IT

Fowl

• Bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig
• Cornish The Game Hen
• Duck face
• Duck Yea!
• Grilled Chicken on a Bed Intruder of Mint-Infused Basmatti Rice
• Omgwtfbbq chicken
• Pretty cool fried chicken that doesn't afraid of anything
• Turducken
• What What In The Turducken
• Yo dawg, I heard you like birds so I put a chicken in a duck in a turkey so you can eat a bird while you eat a bird while you eat a bird

Seafood

• Feels good clam
• Fish sticks in your mouth
• Forever abalone
• Keep clam and carry on
• Rick Rolled Sushi
• Successful Black Man's 420 Smoked-Salmon.
• Sushimi Gusta
• Tubgrilled salmon
• Wii Fit Girl sushi roles

Baked

• Focaccia Ro Dah
• Kick a Ginger Curry w/ Nyan Bread
• Nyan Casserole?
• Arrrtichoke Pizzaaargh

Desserts

• 2 Girls 1 Fudge
• Bananaphone split
• Chocolate Bacon
• Chocolate Rainsins
• Chocolate or Strawberry Shakes on a Plane
• Chocolate rain cookies
• Chocolate Rain Fondue
• Disaster girl's gingerbread house
• Don't Copy that Toffee
• Double rainbow chip cookies
• Dramatic Chip Cookies
• Ellen-feiss brownies
• fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuudge
• Giga pudding
• Go banana
• Good guy greg "contains extra weed" brownies?
• Hacker Jacks
• I herd you liek mudpies?
• Imma let you finish but this pie is one of the best pies of all time
• It's a Tart!
• Lazy ice cream sunday
• Lemon Merengue Party
• Lie cake
• Lye cake
• Magibon face cake
• Om Nom Nanaimo Bars
• Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Split
• Over 9000 Sprinkles Cupcakes
• Pedo-berry pie
• Philosoraspberry Sorbet
• Rule 34 girl scout cookies
• Scumbag steve "does not contain weed" brownies
• Scumbag steve "no weed in here maaaan" brownies
• Still Counts Apple Pie
• Surprise Butterscotch
• Taylor's Swift Brownies ( interrupted by Kanye West )
• Three Wolf Moon Pie
• Stolen Sweet Roll
• What what, in the bundt
• Why U Nougat
• Y U NO DONUT?

Beverages

• BILLY MAYS BEER
• Bear grills' favorite drink
• Better Drink My Own Pina Colada
• Better Drink My Own Tea
• Combustible Lemonade
• I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!
• Pedobeer
• Salty milk
• Slush down everything!
• Steve Ballmer's Recovery Drink
• Succesfful Black Man's HIGH on life health drink.
• Techno viking mead

Achievements

• Make everything in the book
• Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
• Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
• Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
• Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded