Suggestions Against Humanity
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A collection of horrible things
- Pink-socking.
- Charlie Sheen's "goddesses"
- The toothless smile of your mother at the corner of Higgins and Main.
- The space shuttle Discovery, or your mom's pleasure device.
- Not giving a fuck.
- Forceful artificial insemination
- Mr slippy fist
- Sanctioned penetration.
- Tylenol-coated condom.
- Giant Tiger Midnight Special
- Consensual ear-candling.
- How I Met Your Mother: The North End Edition
- Duking it out on Jerry Springer with your ex-girlfriend's transvestite grandmother lover.
- Beave and Buckley
- The Call of Cthulhu
- Stranger danger (This one might exist in the game already?)
- Getting it stuck in places not legally describable outside of Alabama
- Legal if you don't get caught.
- Right testicle stuck to left leg.
- The Chewbacca defense.
- Nuns.
- That heartbreaking moment you realize not everything is bigger in Texas
- A large pink latex fist named Scott
