Very Erotic, Very Violent

Weiners rolled in cold-cuts, held together with mini plastic sabres.

Ingredients:

• 6 European wieners
• 12 Slices of Shaved Ham or other cold-cut

Preparation:

1. Cut wieners in half
2. Fold leading edge of ham slices underneathward (About 1/3 of the slice)
3. Lay ham on weiner such that the rounded part of the weiner barely pokes past the fold.
4. Fold trailing edge over cut part of weiner, then wrap the slice all the way around.
   • The rounded end should be poking out a fold, while the cut end should be hidden by a furl of ham
5. Secure in place with plastic sabres
6. Dab with ketchup.

Makes 12 pieces