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*Nuns.
 
*Nuns.
 
*That heartbreaking moment you realize not everything is bigger in Texas
 
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*A large pink latex fist named Scott

Revision as of 18:19, 30 April 2013

A collection of horrible things

  • Pink-socking.
  • Charlie Sheen's "goddesses"
  • The toothless smile of your mother at the corner of Higgins and Main.
  • The space shuttle Discovery, or your mom's pleasure device.
  • Not giving a fuck.
  • Forceful artificial insemination
  • Mr slippy fist
  • Sanctioned penetration.
  • Tylenol-coated condom.
  • Giant Tiger Midnight Special
  • Consensual ear-candling.
  • How I Met Your Mother: The North End Edition
  • Duking it out on Jerry Springer with your ex-girlfriend's transvestite grandmother lover.
  • Beave and Buckley
  • The Call of Cthulhu
  • Stranger danger (This one might exist in the game already?)
  • Getting it stuck in places not legally describable outside of Alabama
  • Legal if you don't get caught.
  • Right testicle stuck to left leg.
  • The Chewbacca defense.
  • Nuns.
  • That heartbreaking moment you realize not everything is bigger in Texas
  • A large pink latex fist named Scott