User:Sporked

Name: Jay Smith

IRC: Sporked on Freenode

Twitter: @Sporked

Email: jayvsmith@[google's popular free email service].com

Favourite Colour: Orange

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Facts About Sporked

• .Net consultant by day
• Believes that Garry Larson was right about cows
• Fell in love with Python, but is in the midst of a torrid affair with Clojure
• Enjoys writing about himself in third person
• Loves programming and plans to learn how to program for the rest of his life
• Loves writing but isn't really all that good at it
• Interested in Women and Neil Patrick Harris
• Hobbies include fencing, wall climbing, skating, cycling, Kung Fu, writing, programming, exploring, kite flying, photography, and collecting hobbies
• Would rather mispronounce a word loudly than mumble it
• The part of his memory that stores people's names has never been the same since that one terrible incident with the spatula