Salad Fingers

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Salad Fingers
Stats: Alpha Appetizers & Sides > Veggies XXXXXX {{{etc}}}

Warning: This recipe is untested! Enjoy at your own risk.

You will need:

• X Romain Hearts
• X Carrots
• X Radishes
• Xml Ranch Dressing
• Xg Feta/Cheddar/Etc Cheese?
• X Mushrooms
• X Olives?
• X Tomatoes
• Rust, if desired
• (Numbers to be added)

Preparation (Generally):

1. Make mixture of finely-chopped veggies and ranch
2. Insert into leaf from romain heart
3. Roll leaf into a slender package
4. The feeling of salad fingers is almost... orgasmic.

Notes: How much dressing is too much? What kind of cheese would go best? Would the leaves roll nicely, or do we need something like seaweed bands to hold it? What makes a good salad, anyway?