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{{Infobox recipe
 
| name    = Salad Fingers
 
| name    = Salad Fingers
 
| type    = Appetizers & Sides > Veggies
 
| type    = Appetizers & Sides > Veggies
| time    = XXXXXX
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| status  = Ready to Prepare
| status  = Alpha
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| time    = 2 hours
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| etc      = Serves 8
 
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Warning: This recipe is untested! Enjoy at your own risk.
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Salad Fingers allow you to eschew your utensils when faced with the evening's leafy offerings. This recipe is stuffed with all the things normally found in a traditional garden salad.
  
You will need:
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(Filling)
* X Romain Hearts
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* 1 Large Carrot
* X Carrots
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* 200 g Radishes
* X Radishes
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* 1 Green Bell Pepper
* Xml Ranch Dressing
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* 4 Green Onions
* Xg Feta/Cheddar/Etc Cheese?
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* 200 g Mushrooms
* X Mushrooms
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* 1 Large Field Tomato
* X Olives?
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* 150 g Feta/Cheddar/Etc Cheese?
* X Tomatoes
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* 100 mL Olives (If you have feta)
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* 240 mL Ranch Dressing (or 100 mL vinaigrette for vegans?)
 
* Rust, if desired
 
* Rust, if desired
* (Numbers to be added)
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(Shell)
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* 8 Romain Lettuce Leaves
  
  
  
Preparation (Generally):
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Preparation:
# Make mixture of finely-chopped veggies and ranch
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# Finely chop vegetables. Use a grater for quick preparation:
# Insert into leaf from romain heart
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#:* Carrot in Fine Grater
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#:* Radishes in Fine Grater
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#:* Green Bell Pepper in Coarse Grater
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# Use Fine Grater to Grate cheese, or crumble feta with a fork
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# Mix all the filling vegetables with the dressing
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# Wash and pat dry 8 Romain Lettuce leaves
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# Fill leaf with Filling
 
# Roll leaf into a slender package
 
# Roll leaf into a slender package
 
# The feeling of salad fingers is almost... orgasmic.
 
# The feeling of salad fingers is almost... orgasmic.
 
 
 
Notes:
 
How much dressing is too much? What kind of cheese would go best? Would the leaves roll nicely, or do we need something like seaweed bands to hold it? What makes a good salad, anyway?
 

Latest revision as of 14:59, 4 October 2017


Salad Fingers
Stats:
  • Ready to Prepare
  • Appetizers & Sides > Veggies
  • 2 hours
  • Serves 8


Salad Fingers allow you to eschew your utensils when faced with the evening's leafy offerings. This recipe is stuffed with all the things normally found in a traditional garden salad.

(Filling)

  • 1 Large Carrot
  • 200 g Radishes
  • 1 Green Bell Pepper
  • 4 Green Onions
  • 200 g Mushrooms
  • 1 Large Field Tomato
  • 150 g Feta/Cheddar/Etc Cheese?
  • 100 mL Olives (If you have feta)
  • 240 mL Ranch Dressing (or 100 mL vinaigrette for vegans?)
  • Rust, if desired

(Shell)

  • 8 Romain Lettuce Leaves


Preparation:

  1. Finely chop vegetables. Use a grater for quick preparation:
    • Carrot in Fine Grater
    • Radishes in Fine Grater
    • Green Bell Pepper in Coarse Grater
  2. Use Fine Grater to Grate cheese, or crumble feta with a fork
  3. Mix all the filling vegetables with the dressing
  4. Wash and pat dry 8 Romain Lettuce leaves
  5. Fill leaf with Filling
  6. Roll leaf into a slender package
  7. The feeling of salad fingers is almost... orgasmic.