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| name    = Salad Fingers
 
| name    = Salad Fingers
 
| type    = Appetizers & Sides > Veggies
 
| type    = Appetizers & Sides > Veggies
| time    = XXXXXX
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| status  = Ready to Prepare
| status  = Alpha
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| time    = 2 hours
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| etc      = Serves 8
 
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Warning: This recipe is untested! Enjoy at your own risk.
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Salad Fingers allow you to eschew your utensils when faced with the evening's leafy offerings. This recipe is stuffed with all the things normally found in a traditional garden salad.
  
You will need:
 
 
(Filling)
 
(Filling)
 
* 1 Large Carrot
 
* 1 Large Carrot
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Preparation:
 
Preparation:
 
# Finely chop vegetables. Use a grater for quick preparation:
 
# Finely chop vegetables. Use a grater for quick preparation:
** Carrot in Fine Grater
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#:* Carrot in Fine Grater
** Radishes in Fine Grater
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#:* Radishes in Fine Grater
** Green Bell Pepper in Coarse Grater
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#:* Green Bell Pepper in Coarse Grater
 
# Use Fine Grater to Grate cheese, or crumble feta with a fork
 
# Use Fine Grater to Grate cheese, or crumble feta with a fork
 
# Mix all the filling vegetables with the dressing
 
# Mix all the filling vegetables with the dressing
# Wash and pat dry Romain Lettuce leaves
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# Wash and pat dry 8 Romain Lettuce leaves
 
# Fill leaf with Filling
 
# Fill leaf with Filling
 
# Roll leaf into a slender package
 
# Roll leaf into a slender package
 
# The feeling of salad fingers is almost... orgasmic.
 
# The feeling of salad fingers is almost... orgasmic.

Latest revision as of 14:59, 4 October 2017


Salad Fingers
Stats:
  • Ready to Prepare
  • Appetizers & Sides > Veggies
  • 2 hours
  • Serves 8


Salad Fingers allow you to eschew your utensils when faced with the evening's leafy offerings. This recipe is stuffed with all the things normally found in a traditional garden salad.

(Filling)

  • 1 Large Carrot
  • 200 g Radishes
  • 1 Green Bell Pepper
  • 4 Green Onions
  • 200 g Mushrooms
  • 1 Large Field Tomato
  • 150 g Feta/Cheddar/Etc Cheese?
  • 100 mL Olives (If you have feta)
  • 240 mL Ranch Dressing (or 100 mL vinaigrette for vegans?)
  • Rust, if desired

(Shell)

  • 8 Romain Lettuce Leaves


Preparation:

  1. Finely chop vegetables. Use a grater for quick preparation:
    • Carrot in Fine Grater
    • Radishes in Fine Grater
    • Green Bell Pepper in Coarse Grater
  2. Use Fine Grater to Grate cheese, or crumble feta with a fork
  3. Mix all the filling vegetables with the dressing
  4. Wash and pat dry 8 Romain Lettuce leaves
  5. Fill leaf with Filling
  6. Roll leaf into a slender package
  7. The feeling of salad fingers is almost... orgasmic.