Cook All the Things

COOK ALL THE THINGS

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Test recipe		Feel free to mess around with this one.

UNSORTED

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
"You'll love my" nuts	Slap-Chop Remix
2 chefs 1 cup	2 Girls 1 Cup
4chan Partycan	4chan Party Van
Baked ???? profit	Underpants Gnomes
Busted window church's box	Bust The Windows Out Your Car For Some Fried Chicken
He Crumbs ( for stuffing the turducken )
I accidentally recipe	I Accidentally
I'm rick james, dish	I'm Rick James, Bitch!
LeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOYYYYYY BRAVERY WOLF
Nope! Chuck Taste-a!	Nope. Chuck Testa
Preparation Difficulty: Asian
Some random billy mays or vince shlomi related food item.		*CONTESTED: "You'll Love My Nuts", above
Something involving mentos + diet coke
The hipster secret ingredient: you've probably never heard of it
When you taste this, you'll shit bricks
You gonna get graped	You Gonna Get Raped

Dips & Sauces

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Chunky Norris Peanut Butter
Creepypasta sauce	Creeypasta
Everything Went Butter Than Expected
FUS RO DAL	Fus Ro Dah!
Goatse Cheese	Goatse
Good Guy Gravy
Like a Balsamic Vinegarette
LOLCatsup
Mustard Man Mustard	Mustard Man
Successful Black Man's CRACK-ed Peppercorn Sauce
That's What Cheese Spread	That's What She Said
The Most Interesting Mango Chutney in the World	The Most Interesting Man In The World
You Jelly

Breakfasts

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Bunnyhead waffles
Gotta have cereal
I can't believe it's not oatmeal
Old! fashioned panacakes
Pancake Bunny

Appetizers & Sides

Veggies

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Diabeets	Diabeetus	Harvard beets
Good guy greg organic vegan healthy balls
I can count to potato
Sauteed wiki-leeks
Take off all of the asparagus
Taters gonna tate

Soup, Stew, and Chili

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
2 Girls 1 Cup-o-noodles
7 proxy chili
Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup
Chuck Norris stone soup
Diabeetus borscht
Dramatic Chipmunk Stew
I like Turtles Soup
I'm twelve and what is this soup
In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz
Inb4 stew
Lolcat stew
Over 9000 Alarm chili
Socially awkward penguin cup-o-soup
Socially awkward ramen

Breads and Sandwiches

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Do a zucchini roll
Forever a scone
Heavies sandvich
Nyan Bread
Pigs in a blanket...in a blanket
Phyllosoraptor pastry
Rick Rolls
Roasted Duck Roll
Sad keanu sandwich
Snape Kills Dumplingdore
Socially Awkward Pannini
Son, I am pizza points
Surprise Blintzes	Surprise Buttsecks!

Grilled

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
All your bacon are belong to us
Bachelor Frog's Legs
Charlie bit my chicken fingers
Draw Me like one of your French Fries
Leeroy Jerky	Leeroy Jenkins!
Meat Spin Kebabs	Meatspin ** NSFW **
Mr. T Ate My Meatballs
My Sausage in a box	My Dick In A Box
Success Kebab
Star Wars Squid	Star Wars Kid
Which meat can I take platter

Main Course

Pasta

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Long Cacciatore
Feels Good Manicotti	Feels Good Man
I pity the fool who doesn't eat this spaghetti
I whip my Angel Hair back and forth
I'm sorry but your lasangna is in another castle
I'ma firin' mah lasagna
Keyboard Catelloni
Nope, Chuck Tortellini
Numa Numa Noodles	Numa Numa Song
The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster
This is spaetzel
Trolololasagna

Beef, Pork and Veal

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Arrow to the knee pork legs	I Took An Arrow In The Knee
Can has cheezburger
Come at Me Bratwurst	Come At Me Bro
Fine ham abound
First roast	First (Post)
Formed babby back ribs
Grilled Alot	The Alot
Hover Ham	Hover Hand
Tebow Steaks|	Tebowing
Terry Tate, Kitchen Linebacker Hamburgers; 'Dont bring that weak as shit up in here, you bring your best product'
Trollarm roast
VEAL WITH IT	Deal With It

Fowl

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig
Cornish The Game Hen
Duck face	Duck Face
Duck Yea!
Grilled Chicken on a Bed Intruder of Mint-Infused Basmatti Rice
Omgwtfbbq chicken
Turducken
What What In The Turducken
Yo dawg, I heard you like birds so I put a chicken in a duck in a turkey so you can eat a bird while you eat a bird while you eat a bird

Seafood

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Feels good clam
Fish sticks in your mouth
Forever abalone
Keep clam and carry on	Keep Calm And Carry On
Rick Rolled Sushi
Successful Black Man's 420 Smoked-Salmon.	Successful Black Man
Sushimi Gusta
Tubgrilled salmon	Tubgirl ** HIGHLY NSFW **
Wii Fit Girl sushi roles	Wii Fit Girl

Baked

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Focaccia Ro Dah	Fus Ro Dah	CONTESTED: See FUS RO DAL
Kick a Ginger Curry w/ Nyan Bread
Arrrtichoke Pizzaaargh

Desserts

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
2 Girls 1 Fudge
Bananaphone split	Bananaphone
Chocolate Bacon
Chocolate Rainsins
Chocolate or Strawberry Shakes on a Plane
Chocolate rain cookies
Chocolate Rain Fondue
Disaster girl's gingerbread house	Disaster Girl
Don't Copy that Toffee	Don't Copy That Floppy
Double rainbow chip cookies	Double Rainbow
Dramatic Chip Cookies	Dramatic Chipmunk
Ellen-feiss brownies	Ellen Feiss
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuudge	Rage Guy
Giga pudding
Go banana
Good guy greg "contains extra weed" brownies?	Good Guy Greg
Hacker Jacks
I herd you liek mudpies?	I Herd U Liek Mudkips
Imma let you finish but this pie is one of the best pies of all time	Kanye Interrupts / Imma Let You Finish
It's a Tart!	It's A Trap
Lazy ice cream sunday	Lazy Sunday
Lemon Merengue Party	Lemon Party
Lie cake	The Cake Is A Lie
Lye cake	The Cake Is A Lie
Magibon face cake
Now Kiss Cookies	Now Kiss!
Om Nom Nanaimo Bars	Om Nom Nom Nom
Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Split
Over 9000 Sprinkles Cupcakes	It's Over 9000
Philosoraspberry Sorbet	Philosoraptor
Rule 34 girl scout cookies	Rule 34
Scumbag steve "does not contain weed" brownies
Scumbag steve "no weed in here maaaan" brownies
Still Counts Apple Pie
Surprise Butterscotch
Taylor's Swift Brownies ( interrupted by Kanye West )
Three Wolf Moon Pie	Three Wolf Moon
Stolen Sweet Roll
What what, in the bundt	What What In The Butt
Why U Nougat
Y U NO DONUT?	Y U NO Guy
Pretty cool pie that doesn't afraid of anything	Pretty Cool Guy

Beverages

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
BILLY MAYS BEER
Bear grills' favorite drink
Better Drink My Own Pina Colada	Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss
Better Drink My Own Tea	Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss
Combustible Lemonade	Cave Johnson / Combustible Lemons
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!	I Drink Your Milkshake
Pedobeer	Pedobear
Salty milk
Slush down everything!
Steve Ballmer's Recovery Drink
Successful Black Man's HIGH on life health drink	Successful Black Man
Technoviking Mead	Technoviking

Achievements

• Make everything in the book
• Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
• Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
• Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
• Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded
• Hail Mary: Prepare, Serve, and Eat the Tebow Steak while Tebowing
• Successfully incorporate bacon into every recipe in this book (even the ones with bacon)