Cook All the Things

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I suggest using the recipe infobox on every page - Template:Infobox recipe. That'll give a consistent look and feel. Also, use Template:Warning construction at the top if the recipe is incomplete.

Additionally, for the ingredients, make the list bulleted (a '*' at the front of each line) and the steps a numbered list (a '#' at the start of each line). See Test recipe.

COOK ALL THE THINGS

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Test recipe Feel free to mess around with this one.

UNSORTED

Recipe Title Meme Notes
"You'll love my" nuts Slap-Chop Remix
2 chefs 1 cup 2 Girls 1 Cup
4chan Partycan 4chan Party Van
Baked ???? profit Underpants Gnomes
Busted window church's box Bust The Windows Out Your Car For Some Fried Chicken
He Crumbs ( for stuffing the turducken )
I accidentally recipe I Accidentally
I'm rick james, dish I'm Rick James, Bitch!
LeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOYYYYYY BRAVERY WOLF CONTESTED: Leeeeeeroy Jerky
Nope! Chuck Taste-a! Nope. Chuck Testa
Preparation Difficulty: Asian
Some random billy mays or vince shlomi related food item. *CONTESTED: "You'll Love My Nuts", above
Something involving mentos + diet coke
The hipster secret ingredient: you've probably never heard of it Hipster Glasses
When you taste this, you'll shit bricks When You See It
You gonna get graped You Gonna Get Raped
Y U Noodles Y-U-No Guy

Dips & Sauces

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Chunky Norris Peanut Butter Chuck Norris
Creepypasta sauce Creeypasta
Everything Went Butter Than Expected Everything Went Better Than Expected
FUS RO DAL Fus Ro Dah!
Goatse Cheese Goatse
Good Guy Gravy Good Guy Greg [DUPLICATED]
Like a Balsamic Vinegarette Like A Boss
LOLCatsup LOLCats
Mustard Man Mustard Mustard Man
Successful Black Man's CRACK-ed Peppercorn Sauce Successful Black Man [DUPLICATED]
That's What Cheese Spread That's What She Said
The Most Interesting Mango Chutney in the World The Most Interesting Man In The World
You Jelly

Breakfasts

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Bunnyhead waffles Pancake Bunny [DUPLICATED "Bunny Pancakes" might be better?]
Gotta have cereal
I can't believe it's not oatmeal I Can't Believe Yo've Done This
Old! fashioned panacakes Archaic Rap
Bunny Pancakes Pancake Bunny [DUPLICATED]

Appetizers & Sides

Veggies

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Diabeets Diabeetus Harvard beets
Good guy greg organic vegan healthy balls
I can count to potato
Sauteed wiki-leeks
Take off all of the asparagus
Taters gonna tate

Soup, Stew, and Chili

Recipe Title Meme Notes
2 Girls 1 Cup-o-noodles
7 proxy chili
Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup
Chuck Norris stone soup
Diabeetus borscht
Dramatic Chipmunk Stew
I like Turtles Soup
I'm twelve and what is this soup
In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz
Inb4 stew
Lolcat stew
Over 9000 Alarm chili
Socially awkward penguin cup-o-soup
Socially awkward ramen

Breads and Sandwiches

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Do a zucchini roll
Forever a scone Forever Alone
Heavies sandvich
Nyan Bread
Pigs in a blanket...in a blanket
Phyllosoraptor pastry
Rick Rolls
Roasted Duck Roll
Sad keanu sandwich
Snape Kills Dumplingdore
Socially Awkward Pannini
Son, I am pizza points
Surprise Blintzes Surprise Buttsecks!

Grilled

Recipe Title Meme Notes
All your bacon are belong to us
Bachelor Frog's Legs
Charlie bit my chicken fingers
Draw Me like one of your French Fries
Leeroy Jerky Leeroy Jenkins!
Meat Spin Kebabs Meatspin ** NSFW **
Mr. T Ate My Meatballs
My Sausage in a box My Dick In A Box
Success Kebab
Star Wars Squid Star Wars Kid
Which meat can I take platter

Main Course

Pasta

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Long Cacciatore
Feels Good Manicotti Feels Good Man
I pity the fool who doesn't eat this spaghetti
I whip my Angel Hair back and forth
I'm sorry but your lasangna is in another castle
I'ma firin' mah lasagna
Keyboard Catelloni
Nope, Chuck Tortellini
Numa Numa Noodles Numa Numa Song
The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster
This is spaetzel
Trolololasagna

Beef, Pork and Veal

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Arrow to the knee pork legs I Took An Arrow In The Knee
Can has cheezburger
Come at Me Bratwurst Come At Me Bro
Fine ham abounds Fine Ham Abounds (Kids In The Hall)
First roast First (Post)
Formed babby back ribs How is Babby Formed?
Grilled Alot The Alot
Hover Ham Hover Hand
Tebow Steaks Tebowing
Terry Tate, Kitchen Linebacker Hamburgers; 'Dont bring that weak as shit up in here, you bring your best product'
Trollarm roast
VEAL WITH IT Deal With It

Fowl

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig
Cornish The Game Hen
Duck face Duck Face
Duck Yea!
Grilled Chicken on a Bed Intruder of Mint-Infused Basmatti Rice
Omgwtfbbq chicken OMGWTFBBQ
What What In The Turducken [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-what-in-the-butt What What (In The Butt)
Yo dawg, I heard you like birds so I put a chicken in a duck in a turkey so you can eat a bird while you eat a bird while you eat a bird Xzibit: Yo Dawg

Seafood

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Feels good clam
Fish sticks in your mouth
Forever abalone
Keep clam and carry on Keep Calm And Carry On
Rick Rolled Sushi
Successful Black Man's 420 Smoked-Salmon. Successful Black Man [DUPLICATED]
Sushimi Gusta
Tubgrilled salmon Tubgirl ** HIGHLY NSFW **
Wii Fit Girl sushi roles Wii Fit Girl

Baked

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Focaccia Ro Dah Fus Ro Dah CONTESTED: See FUS RO DAL
Kick a Ginger Curry w/ Nyan Bread
Arrrtichoke Pizzaaargh

Desserts

Recipe Title Meme Notes
2 Girls 1 Fudge 2-Girls-1-Cup ** NSFW ** CONTESTED: FFFFFFUUUUUUdge is more appropriate IMHO -N
Bananaphone split Bananaphone
Chocolate Bacon
Chocolate Rainsins Chocolate Rain DUPLICATED
Chocolate or Strawberry Shakes on a Plane Snakes On A Plane
Chocolate rain cookies Chocolate Rain DUPLICATED
Chocolate Rain Fondue Chocolate Rain DUPLICATED
Disaster girl's gingerbread house Disaster Girl
Don't Copy that Toffee Don't Copy That Floppy
Double rainbow chip cookies Double Rainbow
Dramatic Chip Cookies Dramatic Chipmunk
Ellen-feiss brownies Ellen Feiss
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuudge Rage Guy
Giga pudding
Go banana
Good guy greg "contains extra weed" brownies? Good Guy Greg [DUPLICATED]
Hacker Jacks
I herd you liek mudpies? I Herd U Liek Mudkips
Imma let you finish but this pie is one of the best pies of all time Kanye Interrupts / Imma Let You Finish
It's a Tart! It's A Trap
Lazy ice cream sunday Lazy Sunday
Lemon Merengue Party Lemon Party
Lie cake The Cake Is A Lie
Lye cake The Cake Is A Lie
Magibon face cake Magibon
Now Kiss Cookies Now Kiss!
Om Nom Nanaimo Bars Om Nom Nom Nom
Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Split
Over 9000 Sprinkles Cupcakes It's Over 9000
Philosoraspberry Sorbet Philosoraptor
Rule 34 girl scout cookies Rule 34
Scumbag steve "no weed in here maaaan" brownies Scumbag Steve
Still Counts Apple Pie
Surprise Butterscotch Surprise Buttsecks! CONTESTED: See Surprise Blintzes
Taylor's Swift Brownies ( interrupted by Kanye West )
Three Wolf Moon Pie Three Wolf Moon
Stolen Sweet Roll Stolen Sweet Roll If anyone has a good recipe for Stollen, that would be too damn clever.-N
What what, in the bundt What What In The Butt
Why U Nougat
Y U NO DONUT? Y U NO Guy
Pretty cool pie that doesn't afraid of anything Pretty Cool Guy

Beverages

Recipe Title Meme Notes
BILLY MAYS BEER
Bear grills' favorite drink Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss [DUPLICATED]
Better Drink My Own Pina Colada Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss [DUPLICATED]
Better Drink My Own Tea Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss [DUPLICATED]
Combustible Lemonade Cave Johnson / Combustible Lemons
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I Drink Your Milkshake
Pedobeer Pedobear
Salty milk
Slush down everything!
Steve Ballmer's Recovery Drink
Successful Black Man's HIGH on life health drink Successful Black Man [DUPLICATED]
Technoviking Mead Technoviking

Achievements

  • Make everything in the book
  • Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
  • Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
  • Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
  • Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded
  • Hail Mary: Prepare, Serve, and Eat the Tebow Steak while Tebowing
  • Successfully incorporate bacon into every recipe in this book (even the ones with bacon)