Cook All the Things

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I suggest using the recipe infobox on every page - Template:Infobox recipe. That'll give a consistent look and feel. Also, use Template:Warning construction at the top if the recipe is incomplete.

Additionally, for the ingredients, make the list bulleted (a '*' at the front of each line) and the steps a numbered list (a '#' at the start of each line). See Test recipe.

COOK ALL THE THINGS

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Test recipe		Feel free to mess around with this one.

UNSORTED

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
"You'll love my" nuts	Slap-Chop Remix
2 chefs 1 cup	2 Girls 1 Cup
4chan Partycan	4chan Party Van
Baked ???? profit	Underpants Gnomes
Busted window church's box	Bust The Windows Out Your Car For Some Fried Chicken
He Crumbs ( for stuffing the turducken )
I accidentally recipe	I Accidentally
I'm rick james, dish	I'm Rick James, Bitch!
LeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOYYYYYY BRAVERY WOLF		CONTESTED: Leeeeeeroy Jerky
Nope! Chuck Taste-a!	Nope. Chuck Testa
Preparation Difficulty: Asian
Some random billy mays or vince shlomi related food item.		*CONTESTED: "You'll Love My Nuts", above
Something involving mentos + diet coke
The hipster secret ingredient: you've probably never heard of it	Hipster Glasses
When you taste this, you'll shit bricks	When You See It
You gonna get graped	You Gonna Get Raped
Y U Noodles	Y-U-No Guy

Dips & Sauces

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Chunky Norris Peanut Butter	Chuck Norris
Cornified Black Bean Salsa	Cornify
Creepypasta sauce	Creeypasta
Everything Went Butter Than Expected	Everything Went Better Than Expected
FUS RO DAL	Fus Ro Dah!
Goatse Cheese	Goatse
Good Guy Gravy	Good Guy Greg	[DUPLICATED]
Like a Balsamic Vinegarette	Like A Boss
LOLCatsup	LOLCats
Mustard Man Mustard	Mustard Man
Successful Black Man's CRACK-ed Peppercorn Sauce	Successful Black Man	[DUPLICATED]
That's What Cheese Spread	That's What She Said
The Most Interesting Mango Chutney in the World	The Most Interesting Man In The World
You Jelly

Breakfasts

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Bunnyhead waffles	Pancake Bunny	[DUPLICATED "Bunny Pancakes" might be better?]
Gotta have cereal
I can't believe it's not oatmeal	I Can't Believe Yo've Done This
Old! fashioned panacakes	Archaic Rap
Bunny Pancakes	Pancake Bunny	[DUPLICATED]

Appetizers & Sides

Veggies

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Diabeets	Diabeetus	Harvard beets
Good guy greg organic vegan healthy balls	Good Guy Greg	[DUPLICATED]
I can count to potatoes	I Can Count To Potato
Sauteed wiki-leeks	WikiLeaks	[If we can make this WikiLeek Soup, I have a recipe -N]
Take off all of the asparagus
Taters gonna tate	Haters Gonna Hate

Soup, Stew, and Chili

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
2 Girls 1 Cup-o-noodles	[]	[DUPLICATED]
7 proxy chili
Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup	Badgerx3
Chuck Norris stone soup	[]	[DUPLICATED]
Diabeetus borscht	[]	[DUPLICATED: Diabeets]
Dramatic Chipmunk Stew	Dramatic Chipmunk	[DUPLICATED: Dramatic Chip Cookies]
I like Turtles Soup	I Like Turtles	[If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a turtle cake recipe that rocks -N]
I'm twelve and what is this soup	I'm Twelve Years Old And What Is This?
In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz
Inb4 stew	In B4 X
Lolcat stew	[]	[DUPLICATED]
Over 9000 Alarm chili	It's Over 9000
Socially awkward penguin cup-o-soup	Socially Awkward Penguin	[DUPLICATED: Socially Awkward Pannini]
Socially awkward ramen	Socially Awkward Penguin	[DUPLICATED: Socially Awkward Pannini]

Breads and Sandwiches

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Do a zucchini roll	Do A Barrel Roll
Forever a scone	Forever Alone
Heavies sandvich
Nyan Bread	Nyan Cat	[DUPLICATED]
Pigs in a blanket...in a blanket	[]	[DUPLICATED]
Phyllosoraptor pastry	Philosoraptor	[DUPLICATED: Philosoraspberry Sorbet]
Rick Rolls	Rickroll	[DUPLICATED]
Roasted Duck Roll	Rickroll	[DUPLICATED]
Sad keanu sandwich	Sad Keanu
Snape Kills Dumplingdore	Snape Kills Dumbledore
Socially Awkward Pannini	Socially Awkward Pannini	[DUPLICATED]
Son, I am pizza points	Son I Am Disappoint	[Not sure about this one, but I like that meme ;) -N]
Surprise Blintzes	Surprise Buttsecks!

Grilled

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
All your bacon are belong to us	All Your Base Are Belong To Us	{mak: You are a stinkwhore for claiming this recipe. -N]
Bachelor Frog's Legs	Foul Bachelor Frog
Charlie bit my chicken fingers	Charlie Bit Me
Draw Me like one of your French Fries	Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls
Leeroy Jerky	Leeroy Jenkins!	[DUPLICATED]
Meat Spin Kebabs	Meatspin ** NSFW **
Mr. T Ate My Meatballs	Ate My Balls
My Sausage in a box	My Dick In A Box
Success Kebab
Star Wars Squid	Star Wars Kid
Which meat can I take platter

Main Course

Pasta

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Long Cacciatore	Longcat	[DUPLICATED (Kinda): Nyancacciatore]
Feels Good Manicotti	Feels Good Man
I pity the fool who doesn't eat this spaghetti	???
I whip my Angel Hair back and forth	I Whip My Hair Back And Forth
I'm sorry but your lasangna is in another castle	But Our Princess Is In Another Castle
I'ma firin' mah lasagna	Ima Firing Mah Lazer
Keyboard Catelloni	Keyboard Cat
Nope, Chuck Tortellini	Nope, Chuck Testa
Numa Numa Noodles	Numa Numa Song
The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster	Flying Spaghetti Monster	[If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a pasta sauce one -N]
This is spaetzel	This Is Sparta!
Trolololasagna	Trololo

Beef, Pork and Veal

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Arrow to the knee pork legs	I Took An Arrow In The Knee
Can has cheezburger	LOLCats	[DUPLICATED]
Come at Me Bratwurst	Come At Me Bro
Fine ham abounds	Fine Ham Abounds (Kids In The Hall)
First roast	First (Post)
Formed babby back ribs	How is Babby Formed?
Grilled Alot	The Alot
Hover Ham	Hover Hand
Tebow Steaks	Tebowing
Terry Tate, Kitchen Linebacker Hamburgers; 'Dont bring that weak as shit up in here, you bring your best product'	Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
Trollarm roast	Troll Arms
VEAL WITH IT	Deal With It

Fowl

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig	Xzibit: Yo Dawg	[DUPLICATED]
Cornish The Game Hen
Duck face	Duck Face
Duck Yea!
Grilled Chicken on a Bed Intruder of Mint-Infused Basmatti Rice	Antoine Dodson - Bed Intruder
Omgwtfbbq chicken	OMGWTFBBQ
What What In The Turducken	What What (In The Butt)
Yo dawg, I heard you like birds so I put a chicken in a duck in a turkey so you can eat a bird while you eat a bird while you eat a bird	Xzibit: Yo Dawg	[DUPLICATED]

Seafood

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Feels good clam	Feels Good Man
Fish sticks in your mouth
Forever abalone	Forever Alone	[DUPLICATED: Forever A Scone]
Keep clam and carry on	Keep Calm And Carry On
Rick Rolled Sushi	Rickroll	[DUPLICATED]
Successful Black Man's 420 Smoked-Salmon.	Successful Black Man	[DUPLICATED]
Sushimi Gusta	Me Gusta
Tubgrilled salmon	Tubgirl ** HIGHLY NSFW **
Wii Fit Girl sushi roles	Wii Fit Girl

Baked

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Focaccia Ro Dah	Fus Ro Dah	DUPLICATED: FUS RO DAL
Kick a Ginger Curry	Kick A Ginger Day Victim
Arrrtichoke Pizzaaargh

Desserts

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
2 Girls 1 Fudge	2-Girls-1-Cup ** NSFW **	CONTESTED: FFFFFFUUUUUUdge is more appropriate IMHO -N
Bananaphone split	Bananaphone
Chocolate Bacon	Chocolate Rain	DUPLICATED
Chocolate Rainsins	Chocolate Rain	DUPLICATED
Chocolate rain cookies	Chocolate Rain	DUPLICATED
Chocolate Rain Fondue	Chocolate Rain	DUPLICATED
Chocolate or Strawberry Shakes on a Plane	Snakes On A Plane
Disaster girl's gingerbread house	Disaster Girl
Don't Copy that Toffee	Don't Copy That Floppy
Double rainbow chip cookies	Double Rainbow
Dramatic Chip Cookies	Dramatic Chipmunk
Ellen-feiss brownies	Ellen Feiss
fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuudge	Rage Guy
Giga pudding	Giga Pudding
Go banana
Good guy greg "contains extra weed" brownies?	Good Guy Greg	[DUPLICATED]
Hacker Jacks
I herd you liek mudpies?	I Herd U Liek Mudkips
Imma let you finish but this pie is one of the best pies of all time	Kanye Interrupts / Imma Let You Finish
It's a Tart!	It's A Trap
Lazy ice cream sunday	Lazy Sunday
Lemon Merengue Party	Lemon Party
Lie cake	The Cake Is A Lie
Lye cake	The Cake Is A Lie
Magibon face cake	Magibon
Now Kiss Cookies	Now Kiss!
Om Nom Nanaimo Bars	Om Nom Nom Nom
Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Split
Over 9000 Sprinkles Cupcakes	It's Over 9000
Philosoraspberry Sorbet	Philosoraptor
Rule 34 girl scout cookies	Rule 34
Scumbag steve "no weed in here maaaan" brownies	Scumbag Steve
Still Counts Apple Pie
Surprise Butterscotch	Surprise Buttsecks!	CONTESTED: See Surprise Blintzes
Taylor's Swift Brownies ( interrupted by Imma Let You Finish Cookies or something)	Kanye Interrupts
Three Wolf Moon Pie	Three Wolf Moon
Stolen Sweet Roll	Stolen Sweet Roll	If anyone has a good recipe for Stollen, that would be too damn clever.-N
What what, in the bundt	What What In The Butt	DUPLICATED
Why U Nougat	Y U NO Guy	DUPLICATED
Y U NO DONUT?	Y U NO Guy	DUPLICATED
Pretty cool pie that doesn't afraid of anything	Pretty Cool Guy

Beverages

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
BILLY MAYS BEER
Bear grills' favorite drink	Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss	[DUPLICATED]
Better Drink My Own Pina Colada	Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss	[DUPLICATED]
Better Drink My Own Tea	Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss	[DUPLICATED]
Combustible Lemonade	Cave Johnson / Combustible Lemons
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!	I Drink Your Milkshake
Pedobeer	Pedobear
Salty milk
Slush down everything!
Steve Ballmer's Recovery Drink
Successful Black Man's HIGH on life health drink	Successful Black Man	[DUPLICATED]
Technoviking Mead	Technoviking

Achievements

• Make everything in the book
• Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
• Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
• Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
• Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded
• Hail Mary: Prepare, Serve, and Eat the Tebow Steak while Tebowing
• Successfully incorporate bacon into every recipe in this book (even the ones with bacon)