Cook All the Things
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I suggest using the recipe infobox on every page - Template:Infobox recipe. That'll give a consistent look and feel. Also, use Template:Warning construction at the top if the recipe is incomplete.
Additionally, for the ingredients, make the list bulleted (a '*' at the front of each line) and the steps a numbered list (a '#' at the start of each line). See Test recipe.
COOK ALL THE THINGS
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Test recipe | Feel free to mess around with this one. |
UNSORTED
Dips & Sauces
Breakfasts
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Bunnyhead waffles | Pancake Bunny | [DUPLICATED "Bunny Pancakes" might be better?] |
| Gotta have cereal | ||
| I can't believe it's not oatmeal | I Can't Believe Yo've Done This | |
| Old! fashioned panacakes | Archaic Rap | |
| Bunny Pancakes | Pancake Bunny | [DUPLICATED] |
Appetizers & Sides
Veggies
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Diabeets | Diabeetus | Harvard beets |
| Good guy greg organic vegan healthy balls | Good Guy Greg | [DUPLICATED] |
| I can count to potatoes | I Can Count To Potato | |
| Sauteed wiki-leeks | WikiLeaks | [If we can make this WikiLeek Soup, I have a recipe -N] |
| Take off all of the asparagus | ||
| Taters gonna tate | Haters Gonna Hate |
Soup, Stew, and Chili
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Girls 1 Cup-o-noodles | [] | [DUPLICATED] |
| 7 proxy chili | ||
| Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup | Badgerx3 | |
| Chuck Norris stone soup | [] | [DUPLICATED] |
| Diabeetus borscht | [] | [DUPLICATED: Diabeets] |
| Dramatic Chipmunk Stew | Dramatic Chipmunk | [DUPLICATED: Dramatic Chip Cookies] |
| I like Turtles Soup | I Like Turtles | [If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a turtle cake recipe that rocks -N] |
| I'm twelve and what is this soup | I'm Twelve Years Old And What Is This? | |
| In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz | ||
| Inb4 stew | In B4 X | |
| Lolcat stew | [] | [DUPLICATED] |
| Over 9000 Alarm chili | It's Over 9000 | |
| Socially awkward penguin cup-o-soup | Socially Awkward Penguin | [DUPLICATED: Socially Awkward Pannini] |
| Socially awkward ramen | Socially Awkward Penguin | [DUPLICATED: Socially Awkward Pannini] |
Breads and Sandwiches
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Do a zucchini roll | Do A Barrel Roll | |
| Forever a scone | Forever Alone | |
| Heavies sandvich | ||
| Nyan Bread | Nyan Cat | [DUPLICATED] |
| Pigs in a blanket...in a blanket | [] | [DUPLICATED] |
| Phyllosoraptor pastry | Philosoraptor | [DUPLICATED: Philosoraspberry Sorbet] |
| Rick Rolls | Rickroll | [DUPLICATED] |
| Roasted Duck Roll | Rickroll | [DUPLICATED] |
| Sad keanu sandwich | Sad Keanu | |
| Snape Kills Dumplingdore | Snape Kills Dumbledore | |
| Socially Awkward Pannini | Socially Awkward Pannini | [DUPLICATED] |
| Son, I am pizza points | Son I Am Disappoint | [Not sure about this one, but I like that meme ;) -N] |
| Surprise Blintzes | Surprise Buttsecks! |
Grilled
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| All your bacon are belong to us | All Your Base Are Belong To Us | {mak: You are a stinkwhore for claiming this recipe. -N] |
| Bachelor Frog's Legs | Foul Bachelor Frog | |
| Charlie bit my chicken fingers | Charlie Bit Me | |
| Draw Me like one of your French Fries | Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls | |
| Leeroy Jerky | Leeroy Jenkins! | [DUPLICATED] |
| Meat Spin Kebabs | Meatspin ** NSFW ** | |
| Mr. T Ate My Meatballs | Ate My Balls | |
| My Sausage in a box | My Dick In A Box | |
| Success Kebab | ||
| Star Wars Squid | Star Wars Kid | |
| Which meat can I take platter |
Main Course
Pasta
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Long Cacciatore | Longcat | [DUPLICATED (Kinda): Nyancacciatore] |
| Feels Good Manicotti | Feels Good Man | |
| I pity the fool who doesn't eat this spaghetti | ??? | |
| I whip my Angel Hair back and forth | I Whip My Hair Back And Forth | |
| I'm sorry but your lasangna is in another castle | But Our Princess Is In Another Castle | |
| I'ma firin' mah lasagna | Ima Firing Mah Lazer | |
| Keyboard Catelloni | Keyboard Cat | |
| Nope, Chuck Tortellini | Nope, Chuck Testa | |
| Numa Numa Noodles | Numa Numa Song | |
| The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster | Flying Spaghetti Monster | [If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a pasta sauce one -N] |
| This is spaetzel | This Is Sparta! | |
| Trolololasagna | Trololo |
Beef, Pork and Veal
Fowl
Seafood
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Feels good clam | Feels Good Man | |
| Fish sticks in your mouth | ||
| Forever abalone | Forever Alone | [DUPLICATED: Forever A Scone] |
| Keep clam and carry on | Keep Calm And Carry On | |
| Rick Rolled Sushi | Rickroll | [DUPLICATED] |
| Successful Black Man's 420 Smoked-Salmon. | Successful Black Man | [DUPLICATED] |
| Sushimi Gusta | Me Gusta | |
| Tubgrilled salmon | Tubgirl ** HIGHLY NSFW ** | |
| Wii Fit Girl sushi roles | Wii Fit Girl |
Baked
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Focaccia Ro Dah | Fus Ro Dah | DUPLICATED: FUS RO DAL |
| Kick a Ginger Curry | Kick A Ginger Day Victim | |
| Arrrtichoke Pizzaaargh |
Desserts
Beverages
Achievements
- Make everything in the book
- Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
- Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
- Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
- Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded
- Hail Mary: Prepare, Serve, and Eat the Tebow Steak while Tebowing
- Successfully incorporate bacon into every recipe in this book (even the ones with bacon)
