Cook All the Things
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This is our meme cookbook! :)
I suggest using the recipe infobox on every page - that'll give a consistent look and feel. Also, use Template:Warning construction at the top if the recipe is incomplete. For the ingredients, make the list bulleted (a '*' at the front of each line) and the steps a numbered list (a '#' at the start of each line). See Test recipe.
COOK ALL THE THINGS
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Test recipe, please ignore | Feel free to mess around with this one. |
UNSORTED
Dips & Sauces
Breakfasts
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes | DONE |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gotta have cereal | "Friday" Lyrics | DUPLICATED - Which meat should I take platter | |
| I can't believe it's not oatmeal | I Can't Believe Yo've Done This | ||
| Old! fashioned panacakes | Archaic Rap | ||
| Bunny Pancakes | Pancake Bunny | DUPLICATED |
Appetizers & Sides
Veggies
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes | DONE |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cornified Tamal | Cornify | ||
| Diabeets | Diabeetus | Harvard beets | |
| Good guy greg organic vegan healthy balls | Good Guy Greg | [DUPLICATED] | |
| I can count to potatoes | I Can Count To Potato | ||
| Sauteed wiki-leeks | WikiLeaks | [If we can make this WikiLeek Soup, I have a recipe -N] | |
| Take off all of the asparagus | Suggested by xorrbit. | ||
| Taters gonna tate | Haters Gonna Hate | ||
| Eat Britney Skewers Alone (Or With Friends) | Leave Britney Alone |
Soup, Stew, and Chili
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes | DONE |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2 Girls 1 Cup-o-noodles | 2 Girls 1 Cup | DUPLICATED | |
| 7 proxy chili | [1] | DUPLICATED: Over 9000 Alarm Chili | |
| Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup | Badgerx3 | ||
| Chuck Norris stone soup | Chuck Norris | DUPLICATED | |
| I like Turtles Soup | I Like Turtles | If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a turtle cake recipe that rocks -N | |
| I'm twelve and what is this soup | I'm Twelve Years Old And What Is This? | ||
| In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz | In Ur Base | ||
| Inb4 stew | In B4 X | ||
| Lolcat stew | LOL Cats | DUPLICATED | |
| Over 9000 Alarm chili | It's Over 9000 |
Breads and Sandwiches
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes | DONE |
|---|---|---|---|
| Do a zucchini roll | Do A Barrel Roll | ||
| Forever a scone | Forever Alone | ||
| Heavies sandvich | The Heavy Sandvich | ||
| Nyan Bread | Nyan Cat | DUPLICATED | |
| Pigs in a blanket...in a blanket | Xzibit Yo Dawg | DUPLICATED | |
| Phyllosoraptor pastry | Philosoraptor | DUPLICATED: Philosoraspberry Sorbet | |
| Rick Rolls | Rickroll | DUPLICATED | |
| Roasted Duck Roll | Rickroll | DUPLICATED | |
| Sad keanu sandwich | Sad Keanu | ||
| Snape Kills Dumplingdore | Snape Kills Dumbledore | ||
| Socially Awkward Pannini | Socially Awkward Pannini | DUPLICATED | |
| Son, I am pizza points | Son I Am Disappoint | [Not sure about this one, but I like that meme ;) -N] | |
| Surprise Blintzes | Surprise Buttsecks! |
Grilled
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes | DONE |
|---|---|---|---|
| Can haz cheezburger | LOLCats | DUPLICATED | |
| All your bacon are belong to us | All Your Base Are Belong To Us | (mak: You are a stinkwhore for claiming this recipe. -N) | |
| Bachelor Frog's Legs | Foul Bachelor Frog | ||
| Charlie bit my chicken fingers | Charlie Bit Me | ||
| Draw Me like one of your French Fries | Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls | ||
| Leeroy Jerky | Leeroy Jenkins! | DUPLICATED | |
| Meat Spin Kebabs | Meatspin ** NSFW ** | ||
| Mr. T Ate My Meatballs | Ate My Balls | ||
| My Sausage in a box | My Dick In A Box | ||
| Success Kebab | Success Kid | ||
| Star Wars Squid | Star Wars Kid | ||
| Which meat can I take platter | "Friday" Lyrics | DUPLICATED: Gotta Have Cereal |
Main Course
Pasta
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes | DONE |
|---|---|---|---|
| Long Cacciatore | Longcat | DUPLICATED (Kinda): Nyancacciatore | |
| Feels Good Manicotti | Feels Good Man | ||
| I pity the fool who doesn't eat this spaghetti | ??? | ||
| I whip my Angel Hair back and forth | I Whip My Hair Back And Forth | ||
| I'm sorry but your lasangna is in another castle | But Our Princess Is In Another Castle | ||
| I'ma firin' mah lasagna | Ima Firing Mah Lazer | ||
| Keyboard Catelloni | Keyboard Cat | ||
| Nope, Chuck Tortellini | Nope, Chuck Testa | ||
| Numa Numa Noodles | Numa Numa Song | ||
| The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster | Flying Spaghetti Monster | If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a pasta sauce one -N | |
| This is spaetzel | This Is Sparta! | ||
| Trolololasagna | Trololo |
Beef, Pork and Veal
Fowl
Seafood
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes | DONE |
|---|---|---|---|
| Feels good clam | Feels Good Man | ||
| Fish sticks in your mouth | Kanye West Likes Fish Sticks | ||
| Forever abalone | Forever Alone | DUPLICATED: Forever A Scone | |
| Keep clam and carry on | Keep Calm And Carry On | ||
| Rick Rolled Sushi | Rickroll | DUPLICATED | |
| Successful Black Man's 420 Smoked-Salmon. | Successful Black Man | DUPLICATED | |
| Sushimi Gusta | Me Gusta | ||
| Tubgrilled salmon | Tubgirl ** HIGHLY NSFW ** | ||
| Wii Fit Girl sushi roles | Wii Fit Girl |
Baked
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|
Desserts
Beverages
Achievements
- Make everything in the book
- Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
- Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
- Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
- Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded
- Hail Mary: Prepare, Serve, and Eat the Tebow Steak while Tebowing
- Successfully incorporate bacon into every recipe in this book (even the ones with bacon)
