Cook All the Things
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This is our meme cookbook! :)
I suggest using the recipe infobox on every page - that'll give a consistent look and feel. Also, use Template:Warning construction at the top if the recipe is incomplete. For the ingredients, make the list bulleted (a '*' at the front of each line) and the steps a numbered list (a '#' at the start of each line). See Test recipe.
COOK ALL THE THINGS
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Test recipe, please ignore | Feel free to mess around with this one. |
UNSORTED
Dips & Sauces
Breakfasts
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Gotta have cereal | "Friday" Lyrics | DUPLICATED - Which meat should I take platter |
| I can't believe it's not oatmeal | I Can't Believe Yo've Done This | |
| Old! fashioned panacakes | Archaic Rap | |
| Bunny Pancakes | Pancake Bunny | DUPLICATED |
Appetizers & Sides
Veggies
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Cornified Tamal | Cornify | |
| Diabeets | Diabeetus | Harvard beets |
| Good guy greg organic vegan healthy balls | Good Guy Greg | [DUPLICATED] |
| I can count to potatoes | I Can Count To Potato | |
| Sauteed wiki-leeks | WikiLeaks | [If we can make this WikiLeek Soup, I have a recipe -N] |
| Take off all of the asparagus | Suggested by xorrbit. | |
| Taters gonna tate | Haters Gonna Hate | |
| Eat Britney Skewers Alone (Or With Friends) | Leave Britney Alone |
Soup, Stew, and Chili
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Girls 1 Cup-o-noodles | 2 Girls 1 Cup | DUPLICATED |
| 7 proxy chili | [1] | DUPLICATED: Over 9000 Alarm Chili |
| Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup | Badgerx3 | |
| Chuck Norris stone soup | Chuck Norris | DUPLICATED |
| I like Turtles Soup | I Like Turtles | If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a turtle cake recipe that rocks -N |
| I'm twelve and what is this soup | I'm Twelve Years Old And What Is This? | |
| In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz | In Ur Base | |
| Inb4 stew | In B4 X | |
| Lolcat stew | LOL Cats | DUPLICATED |
| Over 9000 Alarm chili | It's Over 9000 |
Breads and Sandwiches
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Do a zucchini roll | Do A Barrel Roll | |
| Forever a scone | Forever Alone | |
| Heavies sandvich | The Heavy Sandvich | |
| Nyan Bread | Nyan Cat | DUPLICATED |
| Pigs in a blanket...in a blanket | Xzibit Yo Dawg | DUPLICATED |
| Phyllosoraptor pastry | Philosoraptor | DUPLICATED: Philosoraspberry Sorbet |
| Rick Rolls | Rickroll | DUPLICATED |
| Roasted Duck Roll | Rickroll | DUPLICATED |
| Sad keanu sandwich | Sad Keanu | |
| Snape Kills Dumplingdore | Snape Kills Dumbledore | |
| Socially Awkward Pannini | Socially Awkward Pannini | DUPLICATED |
| Son, I am pizza points | Son I Am Disappoint | [Not sure about this one, but I like that meme ;) -N] |
| Surprise Blintzes | Surprise Buttsecks! |
Grilled
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Can haz cheezburger | LOLCats | DUPLICATED |
| All your bacon are belong to us | All Your Base Are Belong To Us | (mak: You are a stinkwhore for claiming this recipe. -N) |
| Bachelor Frog's Legs | Foul Bachelor Frog | |
| Charlie bit my chicken fingers | Charlie Bit Me | |
| Draw Me like one of your French Fries | Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls | |
| Leeroy Jerky | Leeroy Jenkins! | DUPLICATED |
| Meat Spin Kebabs | Meatspin ** NSFW ** | |
| Mr. T Ate My Meatballs | Ate My Balls | |
| My Sausage in a box | My Dick In A Box | |
| Success Kebab | Success Kid | |
| Star Wars Squid | Star Wars Kid | |
| Which meat can I take platter | "Friday" Lyrics | DUPLICATED: Gotta Have Cereal |
Main Course
Pasta
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Long Cacciatore | Longcat | DUPLICATED (Kinda): Nyancacciatore |
| Feels Good Manicotti | Feels Good Man | |
| I pity the fool who doesn't eat this spaghetti | ??? | |
| I whip my Angel Hair back and forth | I Whip My Hair Back And Forth | |
| I'm sorry but your lasangna is in another castle | But Our Princess Is In Another Castle | |
| I'ma firin' mah lasagna | Ima Firing Mah Lazer | |
| Keyboard Catelloni | Keyboard Cat | |
| Nope, Chuck Tortellini | Nope, Chuck Testa | |
| Numa Numa Noodles | Numa Numa Song | |
| The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster | Flying Spaghetti Monster | If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a pasta sauce one -N |
| This is spaetzel | This Is Sparta! | |
| Trolololasagna | Trololo |
Beef, Pork and Veal
Fowl
Seafood
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Feels good clam | Feels Good Man | |
| Fish sticks in your mouth | Kanye West Likes Fish Sticks | |
| Forever abalone | Forever Alone | DUPLICATED: Forever A Scone |
| Keep clam and carry on | Keep Calm And Carry On | |
| Rick Rolled Sushi | Rickroll | DUPLICATED |
| Successful Black Man's 420 Smoked-Salmon. | Successful Black Man | DUPLICATED |
| Sushimi Gusta | Me Gusta | |
| Tubgrilled salmon | Tubgirl ** HIGHLY NSFW ** | |
| Wii Fit Girl sushi roles | Wii Fit Girl |
Baked
| Recipe Title | Meme | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Kick a Ginger Curry | Kick A Ginger Day Victim |
Desserts
Beverages
Achievements
- Make everything in the book
- Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
- Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
- Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
- Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded
- Hail Mary: Prepare, Serve, and Eat the Tebow Steak while Tebowing
- Successfully incorporate bacon into every recipe in this book (even the ones with bacon)
