Cook All the Things

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This is our meme cookbook! :)

I suggest using the recipe infobox on every page - that'll give a consistent look and feel. Also, use Template:Warning construction at the top if the recipe is incomplete. For the ingredients, make the list bulleted (a '*' at the front of each line) and the steps a numbered list (a '#' at the start of each line). See Test recipe.

COOK ALL THE THINGS

Recipe Title Meme Notes
Test recipe, please ignore Feel free to mess around with this one.


UNSORTED

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
"You'll love my" nuts Slap-Chop Remix
2 chefs 1 cup 2 Girls 1 Cup
4chan Party Vanilla Pudding 4chan Party Van
Baked ???? profit Underpants Gnomes
Dimitri and his Problem with... Dimitri And His Problem With Malzahar
Busted window church's box Bust The Windows Out Your Car For Some Fried Chicken
Zalgo, He Crumbs He C ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡omes!
I accidentally this recipe I Accidentally
I'm rick james, dish I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Pickup Line Pad Thai Pickup Line Panda
Preparation Difficulty: Asian Difficulty Level Asian Possibly too obscure? Suggested by asdlkf.
The hipster secret ingredient: you've probably never heard of it Hipster Glasses
When you taste this, you'll shit bricks When You See It
You gonna get graped You Gonna Get Raped
Y U Noodles Y-U-No Guy

Dips & Sauces

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Chunky Norris Peanut Butter Chuck Norrishttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/u-jelly
Creepypasta sauce Creepypasta
FUS RO DAL Fus Ro Dah!
Goatse Cheese Goatse
Good Guy Gravy Good Guy Greg DUPLICATED
Like a Balsamic Vinegarette Like A Boss
LOLCatsup LOLCats
Mustard Man Mustard Mustard Man
Nope! Chuck Pesto Nope. Chuck Testa
Successful Black Man's CRACK-ed Peppercorn Sauce Successful Black Man DUPLICATED
That's What Cheese Spread That's What She Said
The Most Interesting Mango Chutney in the World The Most Interesting Man In The World
You Jelly U Jelly?

Breakfasts

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Gotta have cereal "Friday" Lyrics DUPLICATED - Which meat should I take platter
I can't believe it's not oatmeal I Can't Believe Yo've Done This
Old! fashioned panacakes Archaic Rap
Bunny Pancakes Pancake Bunny DUPLICATED

Appetizers & Sides

Veggies

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Cornified Tamal Cornify
Diabeets Diabeetus Harvard beets
I can count to potatoes I Can Count To Potato
Sauteed wiki-leeks WikiLeaks [If we can make this WikiLeek Soup, I have a recipe -N]
Take off all of the asparagus Suggested by xorrbit.
Taters gonna tate Haters Gonna Hate
Eat Britney Skewers Alone (Or With Friends) Leave Britney Alone

Soup, Stew, and Chili

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
2 Girls 1 Cup-o-noodles 2 Girls 1 Cup DUPLICATED
7 proxy chili [1] DUPLICATED: Over 9000 Alarm Chili
Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup Badgerx3
Chuck Norris stone soup Chuck Norris DUPLICATED
I like Turtles Soup I Like Turtles If we don't have a recipe for this, I have a turtle cake recipe that rocks -N
I'm twelve and what is this soup I'm Twelve Years Old And What Is This?
In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz In Ur Base
Inb4 stew In B4 X
Lolcat stew LOL Cats DUPLICATED
Over 9000 Alarm chili It's Over 9000
Kick a Ginger Curry Kick A Ginger Day Victim

Breads and Sandwiches

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Do a zucchini roll Do A Barrel Roll
Forever a scone Forever Alone
Heavies sandvich The Heavy Sandvich
Nyan Bread Nyan Cat
Pigs in a blanket...in a blanket Xzibit Yo Dawg DUPLICATED
Rick Rolls Rickroll DUPLICATED
Sad keanu sandwich Sad Keanu
Snape Kills Dumplingdore Snape Kills Dumbledore
Socially Awkward Pannini Socially Awkward Penguin DUPLICATED
Son, I am pizza points Son I Am Disappoint
Surprise Blintzes Surprise Buttsecks! *

Grilled

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Can haz cheezburger LOLCats DUPLICATED *
All your bacon are belong to us All Your Base Are Belong To Us (mak: You are a stinkwhore for claiming this recipe. -N)
Bachelor Frog's Legs Foul Bachelor Frog
Charlie bit my chicken fingers Charlie Bit Me
Draw Me like one of your French Fries Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls
Leeroy Jerky Leeroy Jenkins! *
Meat Spin Kebabs Meatspin ** NSFW **
Mr. T Ate My Meatballs Ate My Balls
My Sausage in a box My Dick In A Box
Success Kebab Success Kid
Star Wars Squid Star Wars Kid
Which meat can I take platter "Friday" Lyrics DUPLICATED: Gotta Have Cereal

Main Course

Pasta

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Long Cacciatore Longcat
Feels Good Manicotti Feels Good Man
I pity the fool who doesn't eat this spaghetti ??? DUPLICATED: Recently Landed Spaghetti Monster
I whip my Angel Hair back and forth I Whip My Hair Back And Forth *
I'm sorry but your lasangna is in another castle But Our Princess Is In Another Castle DUPLICATED: Trolololasgna
I'ma firin' mah lasagna Ima Firing Mah Lazer DUPLICATED: Trolololasgna
Keyboard Catelloni Keyboard Cat
Nope, Chuck Tortellini Nope, Chuck Testa
Numa Numa Noodles Numa Numa Song
The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster Flying Spaghetti Monster *
This is Spätzle! This Is Sparta! *
Trolololasagna Trololo *

Beef, Pork and Veal

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Arrow to the knee pork legs I Took An Arrow In The Knee
Come at Me Bratwurst Come At Me Bro
Fine ham abounds Fine Ham Abounds (Kids In The Hall)
First roast First (Post)
Formed babby back ribs How is Babby Formed? *
Grilled Alot The Alot
Hover Ham Hover Hand
Tebow Steaks Tebowing
Teriyaki Tips or GTFO Tits or GTFO
Terry Tate, Kitchen Linebacker Hamburgers; 'Dont bring that weak as shit up in here, you bring your best product' Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
Trollarm roast Troll Arms
VEAL WITH IT Deal With It

Fowl

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a bird in a pig Xzibit: Yo Dawg DUPLICATED
Cornish The Game Hen Suggested by [thor]
Duck face Duck Face
Duck Yea! Fuck Yea
Grilled Chicken on a Bed Intruder of Mint-Infused Basmatti Rice Antoine Dodson - Bed Intruder
Omgwtfbbq chicken OMGWTFBBQ
Yo dawg, I heard you like birds so I put a chicken in a duck in a turkey so you can eat a bird while you eat a bird while you eat a bird Xzibit: Yo Dawg DUPLICATED

Seafood

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Feels good clam Feels Good Man
Fish sticks in your mouth Kanye West Likes Fish Sticks
Keep clam and carry on Keep Calm And Carry On
Sushimi Gusta Me Gusta
Tubgrilled salmon Tubgirl ** HIGHLY NSFW **
Wii Fit Girl sushi roles Wii Fit Girl

Baked

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE

Desserts

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
Bananaphone split Bananaphone
Chocolate rain drop cookies Chocolate Rain *
Chocolate or Strawberry Shakes on a Plane Snakes On A Plane
Disaster girl's gingerbread house Disaster Girl
Don't Copy that Toffee Don't Copy That Floppy
Double rainbow chip cookies Double Rainbow
Dramatic Chip Cookies Dramatic Chipmunk *
Ellen-feiss brownies Ellen Feiss *
Everything Went Butter Than Expected Everything Went Better Than Expected *
Five-minute fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuudge Rage Guy *
Giga pudding Giga Pudding
Go banana Go apple! Go orange! Go banana!
I herd you liek mudpies? I Herd U Liek Mudkips
Imma let you finish but this pie is one of the best pies of all time Kanye Interrupts / Imma Let You Finish
It's a Tart! It's A Trap
Lazy ice cream sunday Lazy Sunday
Lemon Merengue Party Lemon Party
The Cake Is A Lie The Cake Is A Lie *
Magibon face cake Magibon
Now Kiss Cookies Now Kiss!
Om Nom Nanaimo Bars Om Nom Nom Nom
Over 9000 Sprinkles Cupcakes It's Over 9000
Philosoraspberry Sorbet Philosoraptor *
Rule 34 girl scout cookies Rule 34
Scumbag steve "no weed in here maaaan" brownies Scumbag Steve
Still Counts Apple Pie Doesn't Matter, Had Sex This is a variation, but definitely fits.
Taylor's Swift Brownies ( interrupted by Imma Let You Finish Cookies or something) Kanye Interrupts
Three Wolf Moon Pie Three Wolf Moon
Stolen Sweet Roll Stolen Sweet Roll If anyone has a good recipe for Stollen, that would be too damn clever.-N
What what, in the bundt What What In The Butt DUPLICATED
Pretty cool pie that doesn't afraid of anything Pretty Cool Guy *
Caramel Dancing Caramendansen

Beverages

Recipe Title Meme Notes DONE
BILLY MAYS BEER Billy Mays
Better Drink My Own Pina Colada Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss *
Combustible Lemonade Cave Johnson / Combustible Lemons
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I Drink Your Milkshake
Pedobeer Pedobear
Steve Ballmer's Recovery Drink xkcd ballmer peak Suggested by asdlkf.
Successful Black Man's HIGH on life health drink Successful Black Man DUPLICATED
Technoviking Mead Technoviking

Achievements

  • Make everything in the book
  • Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
  • Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
  • Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
  • Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded
  • Hail Mary: Prepare, Serve, and Eat the Tebow Steak while Tebowing
  • Successfully incorporate bacon into every recipe in this book (even the ones with bacon)