Cook All the Things

This is our meme cookbook! :)

I suggest using the recipe infobox on every page - that'll give a consistent look and feel. Also, use Template:Warning construction at the top if the recipe is incomplete. For the ingredients, make the list bulleted (a '*' at the front of each line) and the steps a numbered list (a '#' at the start of each line). See Test recipe.

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes
Test recipe, please ignore		Feel free to mess around with this one.

UNSORTED

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
You'll Love my Nuts!	Slap-Chop Remix
Baked ???? profit	Underpants Gnomes
Dimitri and his Problem with...	Dimitri And His Problem With Malzahar
Busted window church's box	Bust The Windows Out Your Car For Some Fried Chicken		*
Zalgo, He Crumbs	He C ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡omes!		*
I accidentally this recipe	I Accidentally		*
I'm rick james, dish	I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Pickup Line Pad Thai	Pickup Line Panda		*
Preparation Difficulty: Asian	Difficulty Level Asian	asdlkf
The hipster secret ingredient: you've probably never heard of it	Hipster Glasses		*
When you taste this, you'll shit bricks	When You See It
You gonna get graped	You Gonna Get Raped		*
Y U Noodles	Y-U-No Guy		*
Raptor Jesus Wafers	Raptor Jesus		*
Trolololasagna	Trololo

Dips & Sauces

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Chunky Norris Peanut Brittle	Chuck Norris		*
Creepypasta sauce	Creepypasta		*
Goatse Cheese	Goatse	mak
Good Guy Gravy	Good Guy Greg		*
Like a Balsamic Vinegarette	Like A Boss		*
Mustard Man Mustard Sauce	Mustard Man		*
Nope! Chuck Pesto	Nope. Chuck Testa		*
That's What Cheese Spread	That's What She Said		*
The Most Interesting Mango Chutney in the World	The Most Interesting Man In The World		*
U Jelly Doughnut	U Jelly?		*

Breakfasts

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
I can't believe it's not oatmeal	I Can't Believe It's Not Butter		*
Bunny Pancakes	Pancake Bunny		*
Blueberry Waffle	Blue Waffle

Appetizers & Sides

Veggies

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Cornified Tamal	Cornify		*
Diabeets	Diabeetus		*
I can count to potatoes	I Can Count To Potato		*
Take off all of the asparagus		xorrbit
Taters gonna tate	Haters Gonna Hate		*
Eat Britney Skewers Alone (Or With Friends)	Leave Britney Alone		*
Salad Fingers	Salad Fingers		*

Soup, Stew, and Chili

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom soup	Badgerx3	mak
I like Turtles Soup	I Like Turtles
I'm twelve and what is this soup	I'm Twelve Years Old And What Is This?		*
In your bouillabaisse, killin' your doodz	In Ur Base	ysarro
Inb4 stew	In B4 X		*
Over 9000 Alarm chili	It's Over 9000		*
Minecraftstrone	Minecraft		*
Roasted Cauliflower & Wiki-Leek Soup	WikiLeaks		*

Breads and Sandwiches

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Do a zucchini roll	Do A Barrel Roll
Forever a scone	Forever Alone	mak
Sandvich	Heavy's Sandvich		*
Nyan Bread	Nyan Cat		*
Rick Rolls	Rickroll
Sad keanu sandwich	Sad Keanu
Snape Kills Dumplingdore	Snape Kills Dumbledore
Socially Awkward Pannini	Socially Awkward Penguin
Son, I am pizza points	Son I Am Disappoint		*
Surprise Blintzes	Surprise Buttsecks!		*

Grilled

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Can haz cheezburger	LOLCats		*
All your bacon are belong to us	All Your Base Are Belong To Us	mak
Bachelor Frog's Legs	Foul Bachelor Frog
Charlie bit my chicken fingers	Charlie Bit Me
Draw Me like one of your French Fries	Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls		*
Leeroy Jerky	Leeroy Jenkins!		*
Meat Spin Kebabs	Meatspin ** NSFW **
Mr. T Ate My Meatballs	Ate My Balls
My Sausage in a box	My Dick In A Box
Success Kebab	Success Kid

Deli

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Very Erotic, Very Violent	"Very Erotic, Very Violent"

Main Course

Pasta

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Long Cacciatore	Longcat
Feels Good Manicotti	Feels Good Man	mak
I whip my Angel Hair back and forth	I Whip My Hair Back And Forth		*
I'm sorry but your (princess?) is in another castle	But Our Princess Is In Another Castle
Keyboard Catelloni	Keyboard Cat
Numa Numa Noodles	Numa Numa Song
The Recently Landed Spagetti Monster	Flying Spaghetti Monster		*
This is Spätzle!	This Is Sparta!		*
Imma Firin' Mah Lasagne	Shoop da Whoop		*

Beef, Pork and Veal

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Arrow to the Pork Knees	I Took An Arrow In The Knee
Come at Me Bratwurst	Come At Me Bro
Fine Ham Abounds	Fine Ham Abounds (Kids In The Hall)
First Roast	First (Post)
Formed babby back ribs	How is Babby Formed?		*
Grilled Alot	The Alot		*
Hover Ham	Hover Hand
Tebow Steaks	Tebowing
Teriyaki Tips or GTFO	Tits or GTFO
Terry Tate, Kitchen Linebacker Hamburgers; 'Dont bring that weak as shit up in here, you bring your best product'	Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
VEAL WITH IT	Deal With It	mak

Fowl

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Cornish The Game Hen		[thor]
Duck face	Duck Face
Duck Yea!	Fuck Yea
Grilled Chicken on a Bed Intruder of Mint-Infused Basmatti Rice	Antoine Dodson - Bed Intruder	mak
Omgwtfbbq chicken	OMGWTFBBQ
Yo dawg, I heard you like birds so I put a chicken in a duck in a turkey so you can eat a bird while you eat a bird while you eat a bird	Xzibit: Yo Dawg		*

Seafood

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
Fish sticks in your mouth	Kanye West Likes Fish Sticks
Keep clam and carry on	Keep Calm And Carry On
Star Wars Squid	Star Wars Kid
Sushimi Gusta	Me Gusta
Tubgrilled salmon	Tubgirl ** HIGHLY NSFW **
Wii Fit Girl sushi roles	Wii Fit Girl
Giant Enemy Crab	Giant Enemy Crab
Mega Salmon versus Giant Squid	Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus

Baked

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE

Other

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
FUS RO DAL	Fus Ro Dah!		*

Desserts

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
2-Girls 1-Cupcake	HIGHLY NSFW		*
Bananaphone-Split Cupcakes	Bananaphone		*
Lazy Sunday Cupcakes	Lazy Sunday		*
The Cake Is A Lie	The Cake Is A Lie		*
Magibon face cake	Magibon
Now Kiss Cookies	Now Kiss!	mak
Chocolate rain drop cookies	Chocolate Rain		*
Double rainbow chip cookies	Double Rainbow
Dramatic Chip Cookies	Dramatic Chipmunk		*
Rule 34 girl scout cookies	Rule 34
Disaster girl's gingerbread house	Disaster Girl		*
Ellen-feiss brownies	Ellen Feiss		*
Scumbag steve "no weed in here maaaan" brownies	Scumbag Steve
Taylor's Swift Brownies ( interrupted by Imma Let You Finish Cookies or something)	Kanye Interrupts
Pecan Chew, I Choose You (I Chews You?)	Pokémon
Still Counts Apple Pie	Doesn't Matter, Had Sex
Pretty cool pie that doesn't afraid of anything	Pretty Cool Guy		*
Three Wolf Moon Pie	Three Wolf Moon		*
Chocolate or Strawberry Shakes on a Plane	Snakes On A Plane
Don't Copy that Toffee	Don't Copy That Floppy		*
Everything Went Butter Than Expected	Everything Went Better Than Expected		*
Five-minute fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuudge	Rage Guy		*
Giga pudding	Giga Pudding
Go apple! Go orange! Go banana! Smoothie	Go apple! Go orange! Go banana!		*
I herd you liek mudpies?	I Herd U Liek Mudkips		*
It's a Tart!	It's A Trap
Lemon Merengue Party	Lemon Party
Om Nom Nanaimo Bars	Om Nom Nom Nom
Philosoraspberry Sorbet	Philosoraptor		*
Stolen Sweet Roll	Stolen Sweet Roll		*
What what, in the bundt	What What In The Butt
Caramel Dancing	Caramelldansen		*
What Is This, I Don't Oven	What Is This I Don't Even
4chan Party Vanilla Pudding	4chan Party Van		*
Eat All The Fruits	X all the Y

Beverages

Recipe Title	Meme	Notes	DONE
BILLY MAYS BEER	Billy Mays
Better Drink My Own Pina Colada	Bear Grylls/Better Drink My Own Piss		*
Combustible Lemonade	Cave Johnson / Combustible Lemons		*
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!	I Drink Your Milkshake
Pedobeer	Pedobear		*
Steve Ballmer's Recovery Drink	xkcd ballmer peak	asdlkf
Technoviking Mead	Technoviking		*
"Kick a Ginger" Beer	Kick A Ginger Day Victim		*

Achievements

• Make everything in the book
• Prepare a cooked recipe without using your hands
• Prepare a recipe without using any modern technology (fire is allowed, anything involving steel or plastic is not)
• Grow all the ingredients for a recipe yourself, then make it
• Prepare a cooked recipe blindfolded
• Hail Mary: Prepare, Serve, and Eat the Tebow Steak while Tebowing
• Successfully incorporate bacon into every recipe in this book (even the ones with bacon)